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Cuz Jesus Died
' Frenchie™ - says:
^5
confucious freak says:
low 2 in scissor motion
' Frenchie™ - says:
what?
confucious freak says:
ohh i suck...i was referring to g spot stimulation but my sleepy meds is starting to make me woozy
' Frenchie™ - says:
slightly.
confucious freak says:
blame ambien
' Frenchie™ - says:
why do you take sleepy medS?
confucious freak says:
to sleep
' Frenchie™ - says:
no shit
confucious freak says:
i am an insomniac of sorts
' Frenchie™ - says:
ohh ok
confucious freak says:
plus my liver medication keeps me up
' Frenchie™ - says:
old man
confucious freak says:
naw i just did somke damage to myself this year...serves me right
' Frenchie™ - says:
boooo
confucious freak says:
shit happens
' Frenchie™ - says:
that it does
confucious freak says:
i blame the coke
' Frenchie™ - says:
Do you still do it
' Frenchie™ - says:
at all
confucious freak says:
like once in the last few months
confucious freak says:
made me sick
confucious freak says:
i was glad
' Frenchie™ - says:
ahh k
confucious freak says:
that shit is evil
' Frenchie™ - says:
you can say that
confucious freak says:
ever dabble?
' Frenchie™ - says:
yes
confucious freak says:
bad?
' Frenchie™ - says:
to me?
confucious freak says:
ok that usually means bad lol
' Frenchie™ - says:
ohhh no no, I mean I was fucked.. but it wasnt like " OMG OMG I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE"
confucious freak says:
no no like how often
confucious freak says:
you dont see dath coming coke isnt that type of drug
' Frenchie™ - says:
I was never allowed to take anything nasaly until about 2 months ago because my nose was internally fucked. As soon as I got the A ok, I did coke. and this was ..3 weeks ago, so then, last week end and yesterday, thats it. but it wasnt just one line either. My mom would be proud.
confucious freak says:
i have a deviated septum from allergies and broken noses lol...fill er up...dring dring...be careful.
confucious freak says:
not rying to play mom but it don't take long to be bathing in outmeal with a pool toy
' Frenchie™ - says:
lol I broke my nose when I was 10
confucious freak says:
i got punched in the face once the the other just a hairline in hockey
confucious freak says:
near the end id do so much it wouldnt go in anymore
' Frenchie™ - says:
^5 I got kicked in the face playing soccer. We both ran to the ball and slipped, I got her foot top my face!
confucious freak says:
did you choke the bitch and challenge her to a pillow fight?
confucious freak says:
lie to me if you have to
confucious freak says:
' Frenchie™ - says:
lol! Sorry I dont lie. No I didnt, we actually became good friend in highschool.
confucious freak says:
did you listen to my mix? i believe firmly that no one who wasnt a blow barbie could do that.
confucious freak says:
normal people think im german
' Frenchie™ - says:
wait what?
confucious freak says:
u listen?
' Frenchie™ - says:
No I havent yet, im taking it to work tomorrow
confucious freak says:
hehehe...they are gonna fire you
' Frenchie™ - says:
I doubt it
confucious freak says:
no germans here
confucious freak says:
i wish i had a cool name like sven or deiter
' Frenchie™ - says:
IM German, lawls.
confucious freak says:
im italian
' Frenchie™ - says:
I know
confucious freak says:
lets react ww2 in our undies
confucious freak says:
reanact
confucious freak says:
wtvr i lost hooked on phonics
' Frenchie™ - says:
reanalact is what I read
confucious freak says:
reenact
' Frenchie™ - says:
Yes I know what you meant
confucious freak says:
fuck if i was a 12 year old asian girl it would be so easy
confucious freak says:
lol
confucious freak says:
spelling bee
' Frenchie™ - says:
Id be the white kid who lets who win
' Frenchie™ - says:
Now if it was math class Id bea cheating off you
confucious freak says:
id be the brown kid in the cage being quiet for promises of sugar
' Frenchie™ - says:
lol
confucious freak says:
hey i was a cute little brownie but a bastard hehe
confucious freak says:
i think my mother could win against terminator
' Frenchie™ - says:
my mom is the terminator
confucious freak says:
mom fight...ohhh that be so hot if one of them wasn't mine
' Frenchie™ - says:
The Italian Vs the German..trouble
confucious freak says:
either way its ending up in a sausage
' Frenchie™ - says:
"call me:
confucious freak says:
prrr
' Frenchie™ - says:
if i scratch you in your sweet spot will you rub up against me?
' Frenchie™ - says:
or prr mre
' Frenchie™ - says:
more*
confucious freak says:
if i say your ass would loog good as a hat would you hold it against me and do the milkshake dance?
' Frenchie™ - says:
I invented the milkshake dance. Or atleast I like to think I did to make me feel better.
confucious freak says:
banana milkshakes are the best
' Frenchie™ - says:
ew, no.
Seriously.. I had to drink that shit when i was yonger as medicine and it was nasty.. so I cant even bring myself to joke about it.
confucious freak says:
you dont drink banana milk shake dances
confucious freak says:
or...
confucious freak says:
' Frenchie™ - says:
no no..the milkshake itself..
and im serious..
NEXT
confucious freak says:
lol
confucious freak says:
now i know your attack word he he he
' Frenchie™ - says:
No you dont.
' Frenchie™ - says:
confucious freak says:
banan milkshake
' Frenchie™ - says:
no..
' Frenchie™ - says:
i dont care if you say it
' Frenchie™ - says:
i dont like talking about it
confucious freak says:
' Frenchie™ - says:
dont make me slap yu
' Frenchie™ - says:
you
confucious freak says:
if someone english says parfait as in referring to a sundae i instinctivelt poke them in their eye balls twice just because of the faggy accent
confucious freak says:
my kryptonite
' Frenchie™ - says:
aww you poor superman.
parfait is gay to being with
confucious freak says:
my ex used to say it during sex when she wanted me to choke her
' Frenchie™ - says:
im unbuttoning my pants, please continue
confucious freak says:
you like rough sex huh....not suprised
' Frenchie™ - says:
Why's that?
confucious freak says:
pretty much because if its the right guy in the right situation a woman will love anything.
confucious freak says:
the nice quiet girls rip you apprt and make you wish for repentance
' Frenchie™ - says:
I like my men to cum in a jar so in the winter I can poor it over snow, get my popsicle stick and have a party.
confucious freak says:
i want to marry you
confucious freak says:
you know even guys don't really know why they like facials either so never ask them...its just like a secret code in our brains
' Frenchie™ - says:
I'll decode it
confucious freak says:
seriously though men need to see their cum..there is a reason why it essential in porn
confucious freak says:
i bet i could write my complete name in cursive in small impecable writting on your chin. i went to jizz academy no lies
' Frenchie™ - says:
I rub it on my tits and take pictures to show my grandkids
confucious freak says:
my knees just shook
confucious freak says:
get out of my dreams
confucious freak says:
and into my car
' Frenchie™ - says:
onyl if you slap me around
confucious freak says:
bitch i'll mkake you call me the easter bunny and make you swallow my eggs til you change color\
confucious freak says:
then ill make chiken noies like the cadbury bunny and shit on your chest
confucious freak says:
because jesus died so we can do that
' Frenchie™ - says:
that'll make his cock resurrect.
confucious freak says:
and moses part some thighs until he sea's red
confucious freak says:
i love religion it always gets me as hard as a priest at summer camp
' Frenchie™ - says:
meet me in the confession booth and let me confess my sins to you ...as I make 'em
confucious freak says:
dress up like oliver twist and ill give you more porridge...
confucious freak says:
the weird thing is i would do shit like this if thats what they were into lol
' Frenchie™ - says:
I was just asking that
confucious freak says:
thats why i attract the same ones the pole does lol
' Frenchie™ - says:
"Would you"
confucious freak says:
i have done some pretty weird shit in my time
' Frenchie™ - says:
they're after your money, that's all.
confucious freak says:
before that
' Frenchie™ - says:
dumb girls will do anything
' Frenchie™ - says:
ahhhh
confucious freak says:
im not young lol
' Frenchie™ - says:
i know
confucious freak says:
alot of single is fun but sometimes you wonder how bad daddy had to be to get her to want those kinds of things
' Frenchie™ - says:
I dont want to know, nor do I wonder
confucious freak says:
i've had a girl suck my cock while i was on the toilet
confucious freak says:
i almost married her lol
' Frenchie™ - says:
oh lord
' Frenchie™ - says:
would you like me to reach around and wipe it for you
confucious freak says:
and the last 3 chicks i have dated have one time been strippers....is it because im that greasy looking?lmao
confucious freak says:
thats hot
' Frenchie™ - says:
lol @ greasy.
confucious freak says:
im italian, i piss salad oil
confucious freak says:
for awhile asia made it balsamic
' Frenchie™ - says:
ew
' Frenchie™ - says:
ill pass
' Frenchie™ - says:
it makes me vomit
confucious freak says:
i like chcicks that throw up...keeps em thin
' Frenchie™ - says:
HA
' Frenchie™ - says:
no
' Frenchie™ - says:
id rather eat a nig juicy steak than vomit
' Frenchie™ - says:
big*
confucious freak says:
exactly..a big juicy steak then vomit...everyone wins
' Frenchie™ - says:
no vomiting.
confucious freak says:
big steak? le boeuf chuad en grosse quantitees?
' Frenchie™ - says:
lol..oh wait no.. in french it would be backwards so... lol
confucious freak says:
backwards is good too
confucious freak says:
i'll jam my dick so far down your throat your vocal cords will warp until you speak chinese.
confucious freak says:
confucious freak says:
sorry7 lol
' Frenchie™ - says:
make sure you make em choke the alphabet
' Frenchie™ - says:
me
confucious freak says:
i play dress up like a shaman warrior slap my dick on your face like a bongo than spear you your wild beast
' Frenchie™ - says:
jizz
confucious freak says:
i love useless converstaions
' Frenchie™ - says:
useless? I'll use this as futher fappage material.. pretty useful if you ask me
confucious freak says:
im posting this now
' Frenchie™ - says:
ok
confucious freak says:
so everyone can mastuirbate and taught how to rock the house
confucious freak says:
cuz jesus died
' Frenchie™ - says:
so you can do it
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