Okay for the purposes of the fact that this board is prodominantly straight, I'll convert my gay ass to straight talk so you guys can understand me better:

There's this chick I met at a club. We talked and exchanged numbers and blah blah blah. All weekend she was like I can't wait to see you and kiss and I was like score! She came over on my birthday and we did everything except for sex. She was explaining to me she wanted to wait to have sex because she liked me and didn't want me as just a booty call. She wanted more dates! So I was thinking possible LTR right?

She works in Phoenix but lives in LA so she's here all the time. She won't talk on the phone for more than 3 minutes and she's been in Phoenix for 2 weeks. AND her profile on myspace changed from "single" to "swinger." WTF?

I didn't know whassup so I asked if she wanted to meet up at this huge weekend gathering we'll both be at. Her reply was something like "It would be great to run into you and hug you, but let's see how things unfold." See how things unfold? BULLSHIT! She's a slut isn't she!

What's your take?

Should I get over this slut-crusted bitch? She's obviously into just sex like the rest of them. Why can't she just fuckin tell me there's some other guy in her life or that she's a ho? Is she putting me on hold for another booty call when she's in LA? Should I just use her for sex and get over her? Should I ignore her until she wants me so bad she'll be beggin for me c0ck? I'd do that but it might backfire cuz if she really doesn't like me then she wouldn't notice me ignoring her. God damnit I hate gays...I mean girls. =(

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Try dating a girl again.

For realz.

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Originally posted by Yan Try dating a girl again. For realz.

ROFL

That doesn't help. I need advice on this one. You mean try this one again? See if she pulls through and puts out?

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Originally posted by Jake Benson That doesn't help. I need advice on this one. You mean try this one again? See if she pulls through and puts out?

No.

I mean what I said at face value. Doesn't get simpler than that.

keep her chillin.

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men are assholes.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 men are assholes.

So in turn, Jake Benson and his object of affection are indeed, both assholes

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Originally posted by Yan No. I mean what I said at face value. Doesn't get simpler than that.

Idiot, I wouldn't know what to do with a real bergina. Now give me advice, fo realz.

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Ditch her... him (damn it ...switch back to gender neutral mode), they obviously irritate you a fair bit, when they do that, you dump their ass until they wake up to themselves or piss off.


Didn't realise there was a closet for people to come out as being straight?

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Idiot, I wouldn't know what to do with a real bergina. Now give me advice, fo realz.

Berwhat?

And you're supposed to stick....eh....your dick, finger or tongue in it....any of 'em, all of 'em, I dunno, that's your perogrative (spelling?)

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Originally posted by Lilith Ditch her... him (damn it ...switch back to gender neutral mode), they obviously irritate you a fair bit, when they do that, you dump their ass until they wake up to themselves or piss off. Didn't realise there was a closet for people to come out as being straight?

'they' can only be plural.

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