Genetic experiments: Who would you want to be if you could be the bastard child of...
Here's the scenario: avant-garde geneticists are experimenting on your genes and you can not only become someone else, but you can also become the bastard child of two (or more) completely random people. Who would you like to be?
I'd like to be Bruce Jackson - half Bruce Lee, half Michael Jackson. I'd be white, yellow, black, brown, I'd spin and kick faster than Chun-Li and I'd be able to unleash the madrefunking moonwalk while fighting jet kun do.
I would, however, probably sound like a turkey
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May-26-2007 23:02
Lira
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For Goodness' sake, think of the possibilities!!!!
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May-27-2007 00:31
tranceDJ
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quote:
Originally posted by Lira
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For Goodness' sake, think of the possibilities!!!!
Hm...there are indeed many possibilities. If you can use anyone I'd like to see a mixture of Ghandi and Ganges Khan.
May-27-2007 00:48
Lira
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Originally posted by tranceDJ
f you can use anyone I'd like to see a mixture of Ghandi and Ganges Khan.
Yes, you can use anyone. And Genghis Gandhi would be awesome
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you might wana reconsider if you get to keep michael jackson's looks.
May-27-2007 00:53
Lira
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Originally posted by Omega_M
you might wana reconsider if you get to keep michael jackson's looks.
I'd get his genes only, so the post-surgical disasters are not relevant
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May-27-2007 00:58
Omega_M
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Originally posted by Lira
I'd get his genes only, so the post-surgical disasters are not relevant
dude, hes gota nigg*h genes you must do surgery to look white else Bruce Lee's getting a deep tan
May-27-2007 01:21
Lira
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Originally posted by Omega_M
dude, hes gota nigg*h genes you must do surgery to look white else Bruce Lee's getting a deep tan
But that's exactly the point - a melanin-rich Bruce Lee would kick ass!
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May-27-2007 01:35
Lebezniatnikov
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Gilbert Arenas and Baron Davis. Not only would I be the Black President, but I'd also be pretty decent at basketball.
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May-27-2007 01:52
Taranis
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Sweet jesus it's hidious :O
May-27-2007 04:33
SuspicionVandit
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Re: Genetic experiments: Who would you want to be if you could be the bastard child of...
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Originally posted by Lira
bruce jackson
lol, me and my friends were just talking shit today and discussing if Bruce Lee were alive. I said that he'd probably had realized man has reached its physical peak with all the tools these days and no man could possibly be faster or stronger than today. So i said Bruce Lee probably would have turned to genetic modification to make super JKD, TKD and Karate fighters with 3 arms, 3 legs and 2 brains, which would probably have better self defense skills than a normal human along with twice the philosophy.
then we played counterstrike
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May-27-2007 04:38
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you must do surgery to look white else Bruce Lee's getting a deep tan 
