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Dateline CNBC: Students in California Taking Advantage of Affirmative Action will be publicly branded, tagged with GPS units June 5, 2009 Gabe Newell, CEO of Valve Software, (developer behind blockbuster game titles such as Half Life 1, Half Life 2, Half life 2 Part 2, Half Life 2 Part 3, and possibly Half Life 2 Part 4) will be transferring their online anti-cheat system (called Valve Anti-Cheat, or VAC for short) into universities starting his spring to combat students who cheat the Education System by utilizing Affirmative Action. Microsoft is against this new legislation as they say using ethnicity to bypass the Core Fundamental Ethics DLL of the Education System (CFEDLLOTE) is only a small 'white-line' exploit, but not a complete hack or cheat. Gabe released a statement overturning their initial groundwork for the VAC system, saying they have modified it to allow cheaters, but that they will have to be monitored and announce to the other students that they are utilizers of the AA hack. The new rule system says that anyone found guilty of using AA to their advantage will have to be tatooed on their forehead as well as have a separate hidden DLL file transplanted underneath their skin to have quick monitoring access if they choose to exploit other corners of the system. Newell, a 500 pound whale with a goatee who sucks at programming and eats Kentucky Fried Chicken for breakfast, says this harsh Anti-Cheat system can be avoided by anyone by simply checking a box on the entrance application stating they choose not to be recommended by the color of their skin, but the content of their character.

aka, affirmative action is fucking e-tarded

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