Yup, i just been offered a job in the big smoke.

Im selling my farm, doing an auction of my goats, giving my helicopter to my good friend Mr Fiddles & moving to the city!!

This is exciting. Anyone else done a big move like this before? The oppotunity came at a cross roads in my life, ive been living in the desert now for 10 years and have been contemplating change for a long time. Honestly, there is not much money to be made in goats, so if I can give any budding young goat farmer out there advice: Do not invest in the stupid smelly creatures, they do not make profit. I am actually really glad I dont have to clip maggots off their daggy behinds anymore.

The job oppotunity I have been given is too good to be true. I should have a website up soon, I'll post it up. Some city folks are investing in my wood carving skills & they apparently want them to be a new age global fashion!

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fuck mr. fiddles, i had dibs on that shit!

Sorry Enferno, me & Fiddle grew up together. We are blood borthers. Anyhow, he gave me his car to drive to the city in exchange. i'll take a picture of the car & post it up. it's exciting because Im not a ground vehicle human, I only ride bikes.

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i'm hurt man. my emotions just swelled up so much my anus burst. now i'm bleeding ass-juice all over

quick get a jar, dont be wasting the valuable juices!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ quick get a jar, dont be wasting the valuable juices!

i'll give you 12 55 gallon barrels full of ass-juice if you get your helicopter back . . plus i'll throw in this:

LMAO at you two

What city are you moving to Xeno?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk LMAO at you two What city are you moving to Xeno?

he already lives in Sydney...this is what happens...|

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'That's like telling a Kodiak bear to stop fcking older men.'

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Originally posted by biznology he already lives in Sydney...this is what happens...|

According to the last census, there were no Xeno's living in Sydney

The neighboring cities would have been notified immediately.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk According to the last census, there were no Xeno's living in Sydney

off the grid, goats registered|

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'That's like telling a Kodiak bear to stop fcking older men.'

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Originally posted by enferno

German engineered and in two-tone!

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Originally posted by biznology he already lives in Sydney...this is what happens...|

Sydeny is for cockroaches & deadly funal web spiders. It aint no place for Xeno

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Originally posted by Sushipunk LMAO at you two What city are you moving to Xeno?

Ceduna! they tell me it is near the coast & there is lots of houses there. Im guessing there will be at least 10 thousand people there!

They call the city "beautiful paradise haven city by the coast". Sounds good to me. Im packen my bags.

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