why isnt beer on that list.

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Originally posted by r5a So I just got out of massive jaw surgery (too much dick sucking, bad for you)

yeah... we read all about it here:

Gay oral sex leads to beating, robbery
By STEPHANIE FARR
[email protected] 215-854-4225

An "active user" of a homosexual phone-hookup line made a bad connection when he invited a caller to his Wallingford condominium and was beaten while performing oral sex on a new acquaintance, according to Nether Providence Township Police.
After the beating, the suspect forced the victim to drive to several ATMs until he was able to withdraw $200.

The victim, who is described by police as a 50-year-old white male, left 15 messages over a two-week period on various mailboxes at a Philadelphia-based phone-dating service.

In the messages, he detailed his desire for a homosexual encounter, police said.

Because of the sheer number of calls made by the victim, Detective Sgt. Michael Irey said, it was difficult to tell which person returned the victim's call on June 2, identifying himself as "Mike" from West Philadelphia.

"Mike," described as a medium-complected African-American male in his 20s, about 5 feet 11 and 175 to 185 pounds, met the victim at the Swarthmore train station later that evening.

From there, the two went to the victim's condo in Wallingford.

"The suspect sits down and the victim provides him with oral sex, but it wasn't completed before everything stopped when the suspect hit him," Irey said. "The victim goes down to the ground and looks up and this guy has a hammer."

Afterward, the victim was forced to drive to two ATMs and the assailant was able to remove $200 from the victim's account at a PNC Bank branch in Swarthmore, Irey said.

The assailant fled on foot, toward the same train station where the victim had picked him up earlier that night.

As a result of his injuries, the victim's jaw was wired shut and will be fitted with a titanium plate today, Irey said.


source: http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/new...g__robbery.html

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Blending Pizzas?

That sounds awful, I'd stick to soup etc if i were you. Part of the beauty of having a pizza is that you have something to chew, which provides some of the taste.

wow, liquid diet for 6 weeks sounds fucking awful.

i'd stick with soup, fruit smoothies, and milkshakes. buy some V8 juices or get a juicer to make fresh veggie juices. also, i'm not sure how good they taste but you might want to check out nutrition shakes like Ensure.

i really can't imagine liquified pizza, steak, hamburgers, french fries, etc... tasting good.

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Originally posted by lücid also, i'm not sure how good they taste but you might want to check out nutrition shakes like Ensure.

They're not particularly good but they're not bad either. But it's one of those things where you get sick of the taste really fast.

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yaaaack! Sorry to hear, buddy.

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Originally posted by Project-K They're not particularly good but they're not bad either. But it's one of those things where you get sick of the taste really fast.

yeah, i dunno. i'd still probably choke them down for the protein/carbs/fat. going 6 weeks without solid food means you NEED to get nutrition in other ways, and soup and smoothies isn't gonna cut it.

i mean i guess it's cool if you need to lose some weight. i lost 10 pounds when i wasn't able to eat solid food for 2 weeks... but if i lost any more than that i'd probably vanish into thin air.

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Originally posted by r5a portage

eh?

porridge?

How could you get sick of porridge? It's the only word that rhymes with orange!

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Originally posted by lücid i really can't imagine liquified pizza, steak, hamburgers, french fries, etc... tasting good.

When my wife had her tonsils removed she got sick of eating jello and shit so she asked me to get her a Wendy's chicken sandwich, which I then chopped up in a blender. It wasn't fully liquified, it kind of came out kinda like tuna salad. She couldn't even get down one bite of it she was so revolted by the texture and according to her it didn't taste right anymore either.

So yeah, stay away from doing this kind of stuff and stick with smoothies and protein shakes and stuff.

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Originally posted by XaNaX When my wife had her tonsils removed she got sick of eating jello and shit so she asked me to get her a Wendy's chicken sandwich, which I then chopped up in a blender. It wasn't fully liquified, it kind of came out kinda like tuna salad. She couldn't even get down one bite of it she was so revolted by the texture and according to her it didn't taste right anymore either. So yeah, stay away from doing this kind of stuff and stick with smoothies and protein shakes and stuff.

yeah, texture/consistency of food is pretty important.

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