Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada
Adult Jokes...
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Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 US leader
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it-we're closed.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant,
what is on the outside?
A: K9P.
Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it.
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Apr-16-2002 11:53
Nightmonger
Archlich Tranz Inquisitor
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Trancebourgh
Re: Adult Jokes...
quote:
Originally posted by Fir3start3r
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
My favourite!
Apr-16-2002 13:44
webmeister
beats that go thump
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Sydney Australia
rofl
few in there i hadn't heard before .. very good
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Apr-16-2002 14:30
OrZonE
Sp'ik'ars aDDicT
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: NY - Toronto, Canada
LoL, some nice ones in there, good work!
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Apr-16-2002 18:48
IronDragon
Ya'll be some busters
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: So sleepy
quite raunchy but still funny.
Apr-16-2002 21:19
drizzt81
Professional Lamer
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: GTA #1 - At work
quote:
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant,
what is on the outside?
A: K9P.
i do not get this one at all.. language barrier i guess...
I see your 4 Crushs and raise you 3 As The Rush Comes. - Yan from PvD's first summerstage event in '03
Apr-17-2002 08:08
Gucio
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Hamilton, Canada
Good ones. I nver heard any of these before
Apr-17-2002 13:21
Fir3start3r
Armin Acolyte
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada
quote:
Originally posted by drizzt81
i do not get this one at all.. language barrier i guess...
there were some sweet ones - cherry float
lol...not at all....just break it down...
K9 = Dog
P = Pee... get the picture now?
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"...End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path...one that we all must take.
The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."
I see your 4 Crushs and raise you 3 As The Rush Comes. - Yan from PvD's first summerstage event in '03
Apr-17-2002 15:48
Roach
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Halifax, Canada
ROTFLMAO
oh my god, I read these while at work on campus and I just couldn't keep my laughter in... especially the one with the blind and his dog LOL. Everyone just looked at me weird...
keep em commin!
Apr-17-2002 18:50
misiek
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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Poland
LMAO!!!
good ones
Apr-17-2002 20:22
Spyder
Anti BS Alliance
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Toronto CDN
Re: Adult Jokes...
ROFLMASO
NICE one
i like this one.. hehehe
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant,
what is on the outside?
A: K9P.
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