We've all heard some...we all know them...

heard this one recently:

Whats the similarities between eating a Pork pie and going down on an 80 year old?
You have to bite off the crust, then lick out the jelly before you finally get to the meat!

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Fuckin gross!

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The only hard feelings should be in your pants

i think everyone knows my microwave baby joke

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Originally posted by Boomer187 i think everyone knows my microwave baby joke

*gets excited*
tell it please !!

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q: how many black men does it take to tar a roof?
a: depends on how thick ya slice them!

Kid: Mommy! I hate Daddy's guts!

Mom: Shut up and keep eating!

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What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name

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Download and review ! Omega_M - In the Mix (Beta Version)

Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Rape.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel q: how many black men does it take to tar a roof? a: depends on how thick ya slice them!

Haha

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?
Blender

How do you get them out again?
Doritos!



Urgh...i really didn't want to resort to dead baby jokes.

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Originally posted by washout *gets excited* tell it please !!

How long does it take to microwave a baby?




I dunno, I was too busy masturbating.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 How long does it take to microwave a baby? I dunno, I was too busy masturbating.

was better left unsaid

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