and we're there doing it and i notice in the corner of my eye her dog came into the room. this fuckin mut was getting me nervous. i kept doing my thing while it sat there anbd stared at me. while im performing i keep noticing it starinbg at me thru the coprner of my eye and was really fuckin up my performance. so i had to do something. so i said fuck it im closing up the show here and i went into hyper speed to finally end the session. so i feel the sensation in my leg like im going to bust. im about to bust and i have this awesome idea. i pull out right on time and bust all over my gf's dog's face. and i got up and kicked it on the side of the stomach.

hahahaha fuck man it was gold

made me feel like a man

B+ at best.

Come on Eric, you can do better than that. On the offensive radar you're clocking about Pat Robertson.

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fizzle wizzle?

did the dog open it's mouth to catch your load ?? lol

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would ejaculating on dogs really be something to brag about? I'm pretty sure that would fall into the beasiatly catagory.

you were fucking a dog? i dont get it

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy i pull out right on time and bust all over my gf's dog's face. and i got up and kicked it on the side of the stomach.

omg loves it!!!



though, the best part of that sentence is the "i got up and kicked it on the side of the stomach!" too

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Originally posted by activate would ejaculating on dogs really be something to brag about? I'm pretty sure that would fall into the beasiatly catagory.

bwahahahhahaha

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ewww thats just fucking gross eric.

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Originally posted by yankeeBaby ewww thats just fucking gross eric.

but ur so just *CUTE* in that little avatar yankers!!! xoxox


You two, fuck, HUG IT OUT, bitches!

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Weak Eric.

It'd be more of a story if you bothered to tell us that your gf was actually the dog.

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Originally posted by yankeeBaby ewww thats just fucking gross eric.

for the dog. for me thats just awesome. i felt awesome.