http://www.ishkur.com/features/captions/116.htm

Comments ? Flames ? Death Threats ? Anyone ?

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haha...that's funny...



I can take a joke...

...too bad Ferry is the best trance producer ever.
Actually, only like half of his songs are like described...

I think i'm going to edit the picture on photoshop though, to...um..."alter" that caption...

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

Hahaha, that site is funny. I especially liked the pete tong essential one

I can't believe how essentially essential this is ...

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Last edited by skywarp on Apr-15-2002 at 01:05

its true ya know

funny still

this one was funnt too! http://www.ishkur.com/features/captions/77.htm

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Originally posted by skywarp http://www.ishkur.com/features/captions/116.htm Comments ? Flames ? Death Threats ? Anyone ?

it is a joke! If you are unable to laugh about this, you have a serious problem. I read his (Ishkur's) whole 'guide to electronic music' earlier and i must say i cracked up a bunch of times. You really need to relax a little more my friend. I think that you should not really care what other people think about Ferry Corsten as much, but rather care what you think. You like him, good, you hate him, good as well.
But if you like him, and believe that he is a good DJ and Producer, you should be able to laugh at this joke a little, then shake your head in disbelief and carry on.

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get font

I see your 4 Crushs and raise you 3 As The Rush Comes. - Yan from PvD's first summerstage event in '03

I'm getting the odd feeling that I'm being taken WAY too seriously on these forums.

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bahahahaha: http://www.ishkur.com/features/captions/10.jpg

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hehehe...

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nothing to see here... move along please

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Originally posted by ascension hehehe...

thats lisa lashes no?

hahahahaha

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