If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.


The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

There are three kinds of people in this world.. those who can count, and those who cant.

Dont use a long word, when a diminutive one will suffice

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I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
Albert Einstein

WOw and i thought my philosophy calss sucked....

hehe cant wait too learn this stuff.. .LOL jokes


hehe man philosophy bites.. ass

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

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Originally posted by Sarcoman There are three kinds of people in this world.. those who can count, and those who cant.

LoL!!!!

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Originally posted by WaxDog Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now

I'm gonna have to remember that one...

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Originally posted by WaxDog A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

LOL. Those ones are SO true!!!! nice one!

Luck is blind but badluck sees perfectly.
Never argue with an idiot, ppl couldn't notice the difference.
You know you're gettin old when candles cost more than the cake.
Drinkin to drown troubles is useless ... they can swim.

The probability of somebody watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.

If you've woken up in a street - it means you felt asleep there

Patient, wake up! Time to take sleeping tablets!

The best way to remember your wife's birthdate is to forget it once.

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Originally posted by Julie_Spyder WOw and i thought my philosophy calss sucked.... hehe cant wait too learn this stuff.. .LOL jokes hehe man philosophy bites.. ass

thats rather sad that you hate philosophy, i loved that class. tons of fun, and its actually useful.