Beef: It's what's for pleasure!

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Originally posted by Aristronica One time in wisconsin... Let's just say she looked good when I was walking home drunk through that cornfield. Waking up next to her in hay the next morning was a bit awkward. I patted her between the horns... "I'll call you later baby." I never did though.

you broke her heart.

her juicy, delicious heart.

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i thought about it once.
another time i did.

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This calls for

My First Time
by Alex
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread

Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a COW!

I am obliged to post ITT.

Once I went to pee in a farm. As I peed, I saw a cow coming toward my direction. I couldn't run because I was peeing, and the cow kept staring at me. I then ran. That's the most sexual moment I've ever had with a cow.

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see?

it's a shit thread and everyone is posting!


JOG ON MIKEY MIKE

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

They will now you have - Watch the 'Slylee Brigade' flock.

(They know who they are. )

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Originally posted by Slylee see? it's a shit thread and everyone is posting! JOG ON MIKEY MIKE

exactly

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Originally posted by Lira Once I went to pee in a farm. As I peed, I saw a cow coming toward my direction. I couldn't run because I was peeing, and the cow kept staring at me. I then ran. That's the most sexual moment I've ever had with a cow.

this just reminded me of that cow scene in the last king of scotland.. pretty intense scene..

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i saw a cow get a c-section

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