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Funny email
Had to share this with you all!! Ignore the arrows ..dunno how that happened.
MALE VS. FEMALE
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
> > 'Please note that this Bank is installing new
> > Drive-through ATM machines enabling
> > customers to withdraw cash without leaving
> > their vehicles.
> >
> >
> > Customers using this new facility are
> > requested to use the procedures outlined
> > below when accessing their accounts.
> >
> >
> > After months of careful research,
> > MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
> > developed.
> > Please follow the Appropriate steps for
> > your gender.'
> >
> > *******************************
> > MALE PROCEDURE:
> > 1. Drive up to the cash machine.
> > 2. Put down your car window.
> > 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
> > 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
> > 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
> > 6. Put window up.
> > 7. Drive off.
> >
> >
> > *******************************
> >
> >
> > FEMALE PROCEDURE:
> > 1. Drive up to cash machine.
> > 2. Reverse and back up the required
> > amount to align car window with the machine.
> > 3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
> > 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on
> > to passenger seat to locate card.
> > 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call
> > them back and hang up.
> > 6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
> > 7. Open car door to allow easier access
> > to machine due to its excessive distance
> > from the car.
> > 8. Insert card.
> > 9. Re-insert card the right way.
> > 10. Dig through handbag to find diary
> > with your PIN written on the inside
> > back page.
> > 11. Enter PIN.
> > 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
> > 13. Enter amount of cash required.
> > 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
> > 15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
> > 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet
> > and place cash inside.
> > 17. Write debit amount in check register
> > and place receipt in back of checkbook.
> > 18. Re-check makeup.
> > 19. Drive forward 2 feet.
> > 20. Reverse back to cash machine.
> > 21. Retrieve card.
> > 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder,
> > and place card into the slot provided!
> > 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver
> > waiting behind you.
> > 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
> > 25. Redial person on cell phone.
> > 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
> > 27. Release Parking Brake.
> >
>
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