1. You meet a girl while drunk - so not TRULY meeting her.
2. Exchange phone numbers.
3. She calls you to let you know she's at the lounge you regularly attend (something apparently you mentioned to her when you met).
4. She asks you to come hang out.
5. Since you were planning to be there anyway cuz one of your best friends is spinning you go.
6. Your boy text messages you saying "dude some bitches just asked where you were at. get your ass here they're hot!"
7. You show up and get excited because they are indeed hot.
8. And this is the most important part so I'll type in CAPS - AS SOON AS SHE AND HER FRIEND OPEN THEIR MOUTHS YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF.
I absolutely hate hot girls that cannot invent a single fucking sentence and when they decide to speak nothing but insanity comes out.
Goddamn it! I thought I was going to get laid tonight and instead I went home with my hand because I couldn't fucking stand this bitch being NOT silent. I almost just said "Why don't you just go sit over there and let me imagine the things I would've done to you before you opened your fucking mouth."
COR VERSION: Hot stupid bitches suck.
Jul-15-2007 07:09
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
lol
poor baby
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jul-15-2007 07:14
plastikE
Chief
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: AZ
I bet she fucks well though.
And I thought you were hoping to get laid? Not hoping to converse on alternative methods of global energy sources....
Jul-15-2007 07:16
Fast Turtle
Runs Quick
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: At The Party House HP: 9302
Originally posted by Masonious
you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".
Jul-15-2007 07:17
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
yea those chicks are great for anal and you really could have used that as an opportunity to brush up on your acting skills.
fail.
___________________
My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jul-15-2007 07:17
plastikE
Chief
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: AZ
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
yea those chicks are great for anal and you really could have used that as an opportunity to brush up on your acting skills.
Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.
Jul-15-2007 07:27
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
LOL! DUDE! my red jetta's in the background.
Jul-15-2007 07:38
Omega_M
Nostalgia
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Ether
the only respectable col0r for Jetta is gray or dark gray or something.
Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.
Jul-15-2007 07:41
malek
drinks your milkshake!
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Montréal
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
fail.
+111
you stick your fat cock in her mouth so she shuts up.
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Warrington, England
Re: This is what I absolutely hate.
quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
1. You meet a girl while drunk - so not TRULY meeting her.
2. Exchange phone numbers.
3. She calls you to let you know she's at the lounge you regularly attend (something apparently you mentioned to her when you met).
4. She asks you to come hang out.
5. Since you were planning to be there anyway cuz one of your best friends is spinning you go.
6. Your boy text messages you saying "dude some bitches just asked where you were at. get your ass here they're hot!"
7. You show up and get excited because they are indeed hot.
8. And this is the most important part so I'll type in CAPS - AS SOON AS SHE AND HER FRIEND OPEN THEIR MOUTHS YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF.
I absolutely hate hot girls that cannot invent a single fucking sentence and when they decide to speak nothing but insanity comes out.
Goddamn it! I thought I was going to get laid tonight and instead I went home with my hand because I couldn't fucking stand this bitch being NOT silent. I almost just said "Why don't you just go sit over there and let me imagine the things I would've done to you before you opened your fucking mouth."
COR VERSION: Hot stupid bitches suck.
You could of subtlely stuck some tissue in your ears and nodded your head throughout the night to anyhing she said. She probabably wouldn't have known any better.
A lot of girls that are hot lack a good personality. It's as if they haven't needed to develop one because their looks have done the talking for them.
