i'm going to regret posting this but last weekend i was out to dinner with some friends and in walks 'wee-man' from jackass.

they set him up with like an 8 person table and put this 3ft glass divider that closed off his section from the rest of the sushi restaurant.

the guy at the table next to me yells over and goes,

'you gotta be seperated from us?'
wee-man : 'thats how i roll'

i turn around and go, 'what at the little kids table?'

::silence::

the whole sushi places starts busting up laughing and my face just turns bright red. i had been drinking but god damn i can't believe that came out of my mouth.

he cracks up and goes 'hahah, nice one man.'

the weekend before my friends saw Jeremy Piven in San Fran and one of my friends kept going 'take a shot with us Jeremy' and he's like 'no, i'm okay' and he's like 'come on.. cheeeeEEEEsee' and Jeremy did lol

I lol'd! Thanks.

I believe making fun of Wee-Man actually gets you a spot next to God. You're fine.

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Nice one big man. Some of these people need to be taken down a peg or two, just to keep them in touch with reality.

Good job.

Tucker Max is going to hell, so ask him.

Fuckin' putting up a divider my ass. If I was famous I woudln't do that, so lame.

We were in some Italian Returant in LA on Friday and they had someone of famous status there with a divider around them. So "important" that I couldn't use the washroom that was near them because I had to walk by the table. They made me walk AROUUUUUUUND to the other side.

Listen because I'm only going to say this once. God put midgets here to make us regular folk feel better about ourselves.

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kinda weak imo...

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Fuck jesus, he needs a haircut and a real job.

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Originally posted by Zoso Tucker Max is going to hell, so ask him.

tucker max is a pussy.

Outstanding.

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Bahahaha.