Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada
IRAN arrests 12 spy........squirrels....
One for the WTF files...
quote:
14 Spy Squirrels In Iranian Custody
July 14, 2007 3:38 p.m. EST
Tomasz Filipczak - AHN
Jerusalem, Israel (AHN) -- Iranian authorities have recently arrested more than a dozen squirrels for espionage.
"In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."
Iran claims the rodents were being used by Western powers in an attempt to undermine the Islamic Republic.
Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam confirmed the report, saying that a number of squirrels had been caught bearing foreign spy gear within Iran's borders.
The rodents were taken into custody 2 weeks ago but few details have emerged about the incident. "I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information," said the police commander.
Iran has recently stepped up its anti-espionage efforts against the West. There have been no other documented uses of rodents in the past.
Undermine the Islamic Republic? With squirrels????!
Wow. Just wow.
Maybe their intelligence minister is related to Bagdad Bob?
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Jul-23-2007 17:09
Magnetonium
Dubstep = Douchestep
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Port Burwell, Ontario, Canada
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Jul-23-2007 17:12
Q5echo
asymetrical scepticism
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Dallas
they are bad mutherfukkers.
the elite of the elite...they will disolve into any background and f**k you up in a moments notice.
someone had to have talked.
Jul-23-2007 23:42
MrSquirrel
Auf Wiedersehen
Registered: Aug 2003
Location: In a Tree.
I DEMAND THE SAFE RETURN OF MY PEOPLE!
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Jul-24-2007 01:05
shaolin_Z
Hei Hu Quan
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Austin, Texas, USA: TXTA #102
quote:
Originally posted by MrSquirrel
I DEMAND THE SAFE RETURN OF MY PEOPLE!
MrS
Don't go to Iran man! Stay the hell away from it!
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Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out— because I was not a Jew;
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Jul-24-2007 01:11
MisterOpus1
Grumpy Old Fart
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Kansas City
quote:
Originally posted by MrSquirrel
I DEMAND THE SAFE RETURN OF MY PEOPLE!
MrS
Traitor.
Why do you and your people, uhh, species hate America?
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Jul-24-2007 02:46
DJ Shibby
Amphoteric Superbase
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Of Earthzen and the Therethen
LOL
The fucked up part is that we probably were spying on the iranian government using 12 well camouflaged chipmunks.
Jul-24-2007 04:09
DJ Shibby
Amphoteric Superbase
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Of Earthzen and the Therethen
quote:
Originally posted by MrSquirrel
I DEMAND THE SAFE RETURN OF MY PEOPLE!
MrS
ROFL
CLASSIC!
Jul-24-2007 04:10
Fir3start3r
Armin Acolyte
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada
quote:
Originally posted by MrSquirrel
I DEMAND THE SAFE RETURN OF MY PEOPLE!
MrS
You know...I never even thought of you when I posted...but thats hilarious! lol!
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...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."
Jul-24-2007 05:44
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
Kensington park was always the best place to recruit squirrels for espionage purposes.
Jul-24-2007 05:59
LazFX
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2004
Location: 9th Circle
I am just waiting for SoftCore Prancer to come in and tell us that this is all a lie and that bush IS USING the animal kingdom to further his administration ha ha
IRAN arrests 12 spy........squirrels....
