You really don't want to do that.

you need to be a big dumbass who will take bribes from women.

Only Steven Segal can approve security new hires.

if you can read and havent been to jail you don't qualify.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak if you can read, are white and havent been to jail you don't qualify.

fixed!

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak if you can read and havent been to jail you don't qualify.

+1. Those monkeys are one of the things I hate about clubs around here. Those ******s are usually idiotic-looking meat heads that get off by pushing people around. On a few occasions, I was almost ready to knock one of those douches out, but I didn't want to face the consequences. Why can't clubs just get rent-a-cops? These people are actually civil and could be reasoned with.

EDIT: They don't do anything useful either. One time we went to see Ferry Corsten and the place was pretty crowded. Some big douche started jumping around and stomping people's feet. This idiot got me as well and almost broke my foot. I pushed him away and told him to watch it. Dude gave me a dirty look and started jumping around in another place. Some guy got in his face and a fight almost broke out. They started shoving each other and there was never a bouncer in sight. If it wasn't for some fellow clubbers, a massive fight would break out for sure.

actually you would be suprised at how many are off duty cops

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak actually you would be suprised at how many are off duty cops

i thought that was common knowledge, plus alot of my freinds up north are bouncers. There is nothing wrong with it at all, they get rid of the drunk jackasses who ruin peoples nights/

I've seen plenty of opportunities where bouncers have saved a potentially ruined night. I'd hate to go to the club that doesn't have any.

yeah well it would be nice if all bouncers/security could be smart about it all. too many bouncers are on a power trip cause they can be. fucking pisses me off!

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel yeah well it would be nice if all bouncers/security could be smart about it all. too many bouncers are on a power trip cause they can be. fucking pisses me off!

Agreed, but they are a necessary evil.

( ::recalling the time his scrawny ass almost got into a fight with a bouncer because his wife was puking in the bathroom and he was forcing me out of the club:: )

lol, I would have been creamed.