shit, was that this last weekend...damn it all

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Originally posted by Orbax I can honestly (and the sheriff and 6 police officers will agree) say that we were the most insane people in the entire town of Leavenworth! I have pics! I have stories! but first I need to go get eggs at the store! Tell stories post pics! wait till I get back !

This is gonna be a long story over many posts, so dont worry





The party begins. Friday. 2:00 pm. my brother and my two roomates head out in a minivan. We go to Costco and get Polish Hotdogs. $1.50. best deal ever. We each have a case of German Beer and everyone but the driver starts getting hammered. Its a 2 hour drive.

This is after about an hour and 12 beers (the pic). Drinking and peeing at the same time by nature. It was an unplanned picture hehe.

My friend and I are just hanging out in the back in sleeping bags listening to music and having drinking contests. We fart and burp a lot. It smells pretty bad. The two people in front begin to get annoyed.

Our fears of having to park several miles away fade quickly as we get within 5 miles of the place and it starts sprinkling. Lots of pussies will NOT drink when it rains...wtf is up with that?

We find an AWESOME spot half a mile away near a hotel.

We brought a soccer ball so we play a little drunken soccer for an hour or so, drinking the whole time (had to finish the case of beer).

Its now raining heavily, there arent many people. We got to an empty beer garden and start drinking (more)



End part I (of many)

Orbax youre a nut.

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We continue to get to drunk. More pictures ensue. Brother, me, room mate. Im supposed to look gay. You can see my finger burning on his hot shoulders



Weve had about 26 beers in the last 6 hours. We decide to see what else is going on.


First thing we see is..a HAT SHOPPE! woot!

Must try on...viking..hats!



Brother and Roomate begin singing Opera and headbutting.

we get kicked out. At first we were sad. Not yet realzing it was merely the first time.

im wearing mah lollerskates....




fun times.

We walk a quarter mile to the sound of Polka. It calls to us. We enter the beer hall.

We find a prime spot. Can see the band perfectly and are right next to kegs...with BEERS IN EM'!

We instantly begin flirting with girls who sell tickets. The couple behind us are laughing. We are that cool. After somewhere around our 30th beer and a couple of bratwursts later, we begin...TO DANCE!

Slowly...a CONGO LINE FORMS! to the sound of the frantic pounding of Bavarian drums! Joe (room mate) gets in line...




The line snakes closer and closer, Joe is about to strike!

Joe has a magical power when hes drinking. He makes beautiful girls like him and none of us (inlcuding Joe) knows what he says.

He dances with some girls.

As he is dancing a security officer comes up. Says we cant drink any more. We can stay and have fun, be we are cut off. And weve only had 32 beers! My cowboy hat gets stolen by some girls at one point. I go sit with them. They buy me beer

Ah yes, the reason we got cut off. Because Joe was being insane apparently. We hadnt seen him in about 20 minutes and we got cut off because of him. Was kind of disappointing. 20 people probably came and had some beers with us because they said we looked like we were having fun and they needed to talk to us.

We decide to leave. If we cant drink more, we are out!!!

Joe says WAIT!!!!

pick one more hot girl for me to talk to

I find one, I pick her out.

Joe begins talking. It begins taking to long. I walk up and grab his ass and say "Hey i see youve met my boyfriend, is he being silly and ridiculous?"

they laugh. We end up leaving with them after Joe disappears for 5 minutes and then returns angry. We are baffled, but leave anyway (we later find that its because he got into an argument with a 70 year old man. We still dont know what it was about).

We go to the post office. Heres One of the girls we got to go with us.



Oh




heres Joe two seconds after we get there



Yeah...pretty drunk.

Heres random people stealing my FUCKING HAT....AGAIN!!!



Mason (brother) went to get beers. Took him a while. We found out that some dude was being a douche and so mason played mercy with him and owned him. The guy later came and tried to get us to sing karaoke with him. We would have but...

Then we got kicked out the bar because Joe was passed out. We had to fireman pick him off the table. He says hes ok and starts to walk. starts falling sideways HARD into a table of girls. I barely catch him.

We leave the bar with the vestiges of Karaoke still ringing in our ears and at least half the bar cheering us and applauding.


Good end to the night. Got to the car, passed out (kind of). About 4 am Joe wakes the fuck up and goes insane (again). I dunno if youve seen the Southpark with the museum of tolerance (same one where a gay guy puts lemmiwinks in his butt and he makes a journey out of him through his mouth!). But there is this part where they are showing stereotypes and they get to the sleepy mexican. Hes a janitor and they wake him up and he says "Sorry, I was just sweeping and then...I fell asleep ...I needed a nap...Im so sleepy...Im so Tired"

Say it in a heavy mexican accent and its awesome lol.

Anyway. Joe kept saying "IM so SLEEPY!"




...



"Im so TIRED!"


and then hed jump all the way from the drivers seat to the back of the minivan and start biting people.


We finally passed out...I dont know when.


that was from 6pm onward. The next day started at 9..A...M

End Day One.

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Originally posted by Orbax I walk up and grab his ass and say "Hey i see youve met my boyfriend, is he being silly and ridiculous?"

Orbax. You. Are. Nuts.

I'm loving every bit of this story.

And no, I can't pronounce ugholerance. Can you say the "t" in ugholerance?

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Originally posted by Orbax Joe has a magical power when hes drinking. He makes beautiful girls like him and none of us (inlcuding Joe) knows what he says.

he sure does seem to have a way with the ladies