why in the world would you want to throw a party at your establishment?

The thing I have noticed is people that throw parties ironically never have any fun at their own party, because they have to look after everything, keep shyt in order and whatnot. Do you think a bunch of drunks will treat your homebase with any respect? When its all said and done - if it was a good party - you'll be the one babysitting the idiots who can't hold their liquor, scraping gum off your floors, housing down the vomit on your driveway, and flushing the condoms left on your bed down the toilet.

People who hold parties = SUCKERS


i mean i love going to parties

i just will never throw one at my own house

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Originally posted by LoveHate why in the world would you want to throw a party at your establishment?

Because you can set up hidden cams in the bathrooms

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Because you can set up hidden cams in the bathrooms

yeah, then send the bill for toilet duck to whoever made it so smelly

Alrighty then..

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I threw a few rippers at my place. It was nice because the party was held outside and noone was allowed inside. I had beer pong outside, beer funnels, at the time i had my swimming pool where a few biddies went into the pool naked. I had a huge spot light in my back yard so everyone can see. I walk into my front yard and there are two people passed out on the fucking lawn!lol i just laughed and let them chill there, i didnt care. Oh yea, there was no damage done to my house! Just a shit load of cigarette butts in my yard

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Originally posted by MikeJones I threw a few rippers at my place. It was nice because the party was held outside and noone was allowed inside. I had beer pong outside, beer funnels, at the time i had my swimming pool where a few biddies went into the pool naked. I had a huge spot light in my back yard so everyone can see. I walk into my front yard and there are two people passed out on the fucking lawn!lol i just laughed and let them chill there, i didnt care. Oh yea, there was no damage done to my house! Just a shit load of cigarette butts in my yard

your parties suck

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Originally posted by MikeJones Just a shit load of cigarette butts in my yard

those are such a fucking bitch

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Originally posted by Inertia those are such a fucking bitch

I actually just took my lawn mower and mowed the spots with alot of butts and it cleaned up pretty nicely haha

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haha. i would've thought that'd shredded them to shit.

they were fucking murder on my back when i used to throw parties. my backyard is huge, and i don't get why the fuck motherfucking smokers can't fucking throw the motherfucking butts in a fucking ashtray or motherfucking trashcan!

seriously, it's my biggest gripe with people who smoke. they just naturally think they can throw the butt anywhere.

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LOL, who throws "parties" anyway. Where I come from... and I'm not even sure where that is anymore... we have "get-togethers", no more than 20 friends, or friends of friends, just chilling and hanging out. Conversation, wine, and light drug use a must. Of course some mild entertainment like lounge-house (I prefer OM records and anything they have to offer for this type of situation).
If we're going to actually "party...!" we hit up a club and get wrecked. Yes it's a bit more pricy but the headache you save from not having to clean up/be robbed/toss random people out of your house is worth it.