i just went downstairs to get a snack. apparently there were some fucking ants in my SunChips and one FUCKING BIT MY LIP. my lip is now fucking swollen, has a fucking ball on it. it's like an alien is trying to break out. this sucks. i have a date with a girl who is leaving the country on monday tomorrow, and i sure as fucking hell cannot look like this.
what can i do? will this shit be down in the next 16 or so hours? i'm not allergic to ants, i've been bitten tons of times, just never ON MY FUCKING MOUTH.
Originally posted by Inertia
i just went downstairs to get a snack. apparently there were some fucking ants in my SunChips and one FUCKING BIT MY LIP. my lips is now fucking swollen, has a fucking ball on it. it's like an alien is trying to break out. this sucks. i have a date with a girl who is leaving the country on monday tomorrow, and i sure as fucking hell cannot look like this.
what can i do? will this shit be down in the next 16 or so hours? i'm not allergic to ants, i've been bitten tons of times, just never ON MY FUCKING MOUTH.
Inertia: hey babe!
Girl: Hey sexy, gimme a big kiss... OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD HERPES. FUUUCK.
Inertia: Ants.. they're ants
Girl: *chops dick off*
Aug-19-2007 09:50
[N]ûk|êû[Z]
The Producer Addict
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Where Angelz Fear To Tread.
wow that sucks mate, in future buy the small bags of crisps [potato chips] not the big ones that take 3 days to finish.
also try some anti-histermine cream and tablets
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Aug-19-2007 09:50
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
...Unlucky.
Find out what kind of ant, and what that ant's poison is made up from. Maybe you can counter-act it somehow.
Lol, that's really unlucky.
Pay attention to what you're eating!
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Aug-19-2007 09:50
[N]ûk|êû[Z]
The Producer Addict
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Where Angelz Fear To Tread.
quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
Inertia: hey babe!
Girl: Hey sexy, gimme a big kiss... OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD HERPES. FUUUCK.
Inertia: Ants.. they're ants
Girl: *chops dick off*
LOL
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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!
Aug-19-2007 09:51
Taranis
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Adelaide, Australia
If it helps, I once bit my lip, it swelled up a lot, but went down by the next day. No idea about ant bites though.
