I was supposed to live/work there this summer. Didn't happen.

Nice, nice course, huh?

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Mike Weir's home course.

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS I was supposed to live/work there this summer. Didn't happen. Nice, nice course, huh?

SO nice. It was in immaculate condition. All of the holes are lined with thick bush that aren't marked as hazards. So if your ball goes in there you're not finding it and you have to re-hit. I think I saw an elf.

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Originally posted by jennypie Boooo I thought this was gonna be thread about weird sex.

It can make it that way for you Jen.

What do you want to know?

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Originally posted by rabbitjoker Mike Weir's home course.

Yea. When he goes to play there he calls ahead to make sure that no one can book a tee time for a 2 hour radius so he is alone with his buddies on the course.

Mike Weir is actually a big prick that gets too much praise.

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Originally posted by beefy k Yea. When he goes to play there he calls ahead to make sure that no one can book a tee time for a 2 hour radius so he is alone with his buddies on the course.

If I could, I would.

I loathe waiting for people and having people wait for me even more.

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Taboo is a nice course.....if you want a really challenging and beautiful course you gotta play Sequin Valley in Parry Sound.

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced Taboo is a nice course.....if you want a really challenging and beautiful course you gotta play Sequin Valley in Parry Sound.

Yea that first hole you showed looks fun!

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS If I could, I would. I loathe waiting for people and having people wait for me even more.

+1

Always ruins the flow of my game stopping and having to wait!

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Originally posted by exstasie +1 Always ruins the flow of my game stopping and having to wait!

The Marshall at Chedoke (Hamilton) always gives me, like, a 30 second tee window.

This one time at Deerhurst I came up behind two obviously wealthy older men (60's) who were cleaning thier balls (tee-hee).
They were chatting about incontenence or whatever old folks talk about, taking their time, polishing thier clubs...do-da-doo....waiting...so I ask politely if we can play through. Well holy shit - this guy fucking snapped. I mean snapped.

What's a guy to do, I was someone's guest so I stood there getting berated by this guy, smiling, trying to make it obvious that I was sympathetic to his point. While I'm doing this, my friend has already teed up, Drived and teed a ball for me. I swing and we walk away, leaving them to clean their shit.

If didn't have to deal with these asses, I'd be happy.

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"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

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Originally posted by jennypie Boooo I thought this was gonna be thread about weird sex.

getting your balls in the hole is harder then any kinda sex

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