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OK here's some tips about electricity:
1, Major (especially high voltage) work is best done naked, when you have just got out of the shower and have not towelled off yet. Barefoot is preferable.
2, You should only ever open your computer and attempt repairs after having rubbed a balloon on your head for a minimum of five minutes. Wearing a shell suit and velvet jacket is best advised (and looks good).
3, Negative electricity doesn't exist (duh - how can it?), it's all a conspiracy so don't worry about the blue or black wire. ever.
4, If you want to test for a ground loop in your kit, get a bit of wire and go from the ground to the live terminal. This usually solves most problems associated with earth hum or short circuits. It will also stop most items in your house from humming. Can't explain why but all the noise is gone forever when you do this. Great!
5, Just like you do with batteries, if you want to know if there is power from a wire or terminal, just lick it - if you get a slight "tingle" then you know it's live.
Hope that helps.
*legal disclaimer - TO ALL PEOPLE READING THIS: I AM JOKING - DO NOT DO ANY OF THESE - I DON'T WANT YOUR MUM SUING ME COS YOU HAVE ARE A DUMBASS.
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