What lines do you use to pick up that hot chick over there next to the bar?

Here are some tried, true, and tested ones for all to use:


Can I buy you a drink, or should I just give you the money?

this ones on me maybe later i can get on you..

I had a girlfriend once, but then she changed her screenname...

do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again...

smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips...

are you a parking ticket? cause u got FINE written all over you.

Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?



Feel free to submit your own to this thread.

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heheh i liked ur sig the best..."help stop rape, say yes"..LOL...good ones

"it doesn't count as rape if it doesn't touch the sides"
- Random person from IRC Chatroom


heh heh heh...

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Here's another one:

Hi floweret, can i pick you ?

imagine somebody saying...if you were a booger i would pick you first

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Hey, pretty, guess your name!

Excuse me, have you seen my wife?

Excuse me, do you have an idea how to spend my salary?

Let's bet for 100$, that I will ask you to spend a night with me and you'll refuse.

Excuse me, I've just lost my phone #, can I have yours?

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Last edited by Cosmo on Apr-19-2002 at 21:58

Good thing I've got a Porsche because you have some dangerous curves..

quote:

Good thing I've got a Porsche because you have some dangerous curves..

OOOOOH!Nice one.

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sorry can i say somthing smells CHEZZY.. the lines.. lol

i'm sorry men realy need to pull up there acts and think of somthing better to say to women....

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

Heay Julie, have you seen the pick-up line article in this months Mens Health mag??? Believe it or not some of my mates actually use these lines.

Anyway my sad post is...

You wiggle your index finger at your intended victim to beckon her over to you. When she's walked over you say "I made you come with one finger, think what I could do with two..."

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heheh stella heard that one before, but there are sum women out there who dont mind pick up lines that much

chesssssssssssinesss

its REALLY SIMPLE:

HEY, nice shoes, wanna fuck?