this girl is drunk after the bar is closing, she's really gotta go pee but they're not letting her back in. Go in the alley stupid. I bet some of you have been in this situation before.



http://www.ezprezzo.com/videoclips/...really_bad.html

is this an ad or something

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Omg who else is horny?

I need to be stomped on first.

I pissed into a coke can while driving home from a Midnight show (Grudge 2 i think). A coke CAN!

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Haha, I took a crap in my backyard once. Same thing, right?

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Originally posted by jennypie Haha, I took a crap in my backyard once. Same thing, right?

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit I pissed into a coke can while driving home from a Midnight show (Grudge 2 i think). A coke CAN!

one time i was really high and tried to fit my dick into a bottle to piss in it. Well, I managed to get half of my head in and started pissing. Eventually, the air started rushing out of the bottle because their was so much piss in it. My dick started going all over the place because the air moved it out of the opening. I was driving while doing this, along with 3 other friends, and the one on the passenger side of the car got piss all over him.

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damn i killed the thread.

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Originally posted by Marc Summers one time i was really high and tried to fit my dick into a bottle to piss in it. Well, I managed to get half of my head in and started pissing. Eventually, the air started rushing out of the bottle because their was so much piss in it. My dick started going all over the place because the air moved it out of the opening. I was driving while doing this, along with 3 other friends, and the one on the passenger side of the car got piss all over him.

wicked

me and my best friend put a chick on the spit and i shot load on his arm thats worse!

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN me and my best friend put a chick on the spit and i shot load on his arm thats worse!

Weird, I could never picture you doing that. Pics of your bum or stfu.

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Originally posted by jennypie Weird, I could never picture you doing that.

well it was certainly out of character!

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Pics of your bum or stfu.

lol. i dont have any but if i ever do get some, you'll be the first to know!

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