Seriously, I live in a giant bucket right now. So my girlfriend and I broke up a little while back and I've just been enjoying single for the time being but I'm starting to look around, and its not often I get looks from girls. So I was just at starbucks, and I 'm waiting in line and catch a smile from the (fucking hot) girl in front of me. Definitely my type, I'm like fucking win. She orders, and then I order and walk over towards her. She's on her phone so I don't interrupt, when all of a sudden I look back and catch the girl behind me in line. ALSO starts giving me looks, so I'm like wtf, I'm about to be busy god damnit, don't tempt me! Anyways, first girl's about to hang up her phone when a person came over from the couch to ask something to one of the barista, and she starts smiling at me. So basically, out of fucking nowhere three different girls all start eyeing me, and I'm like whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck. As I'm about to say fuck it and talk to the girl who is finally hanging up her phone, the dude making my drink (who i know pretty well) starts up a conversation with me. In the 30 seconds during which I was trying to hurry him/shut him the fuck up, girl 1 got her drink and left, girl 2 got a phone call, and girl 3 went into the bathroom. So I hurry the shit out of this dude's story, and I'm left just standing there alone, in the giant bucket that I live in.

cor version: I live in a giant bucket.

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