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so heres my night...
k i thought id just share this... yes im drunk... but i thought this would be a funny tale to tell.
so i finish class at 9... and call some buddies up and we decide to go out for a few drinks just to chill... a few drinks led to a lot of drinks and i ended up getting hammered. so the big news of the night was brody jenner (some dude from that tv show The Hills) was in town partying. He was supposed to be at the barking frog... but apparently the bar got shut down? so he ended up at the bar i was at... big deal... the dance floor cleared and all the chix were swarming him.. whatever. so i leave. get 2 chicken shawarmas and mow those down and chill. then i get invited to an afterparty where this dude was at. so im going up to the apartment. get up to the floor and some dude is bleeding and another guy yelling at another. i was like ok wtf is going on. apparently the other guy stabbed the other...
next thing i know, the elevator opens up and 7 cops come out telling us to freeze and keep our hands where they can see. so everyones drunk and scared shitless but the other guys who had been fighting already left. so the cops were talking to each one of us questioning us and then told us to leave. so we're trying to leave the apartment and its surrounded by cops and paramedics. the cops downstairs wont let us leave but we tell them that we were told to leave. he looks all of us down checking for blood then we leave. so i go home.
then my friend calls me up and calls me to another party... ends up not realoly going on so we're chilling outside another apartment. as we're going to the front door, 2 chix are pissing right at the door way and honestly, throwing out 3 ft streams... they see us and scream and start running away.. dunno what else to say about it really... it was too funny
me and my buddy start chirping this brody dude.. laughing at chicks leaving the party as they walk all funny mocking them... then all of a sudden he comes out. im starstruck... lol no im not but i go up to him and say hi and shake his hand then grab a pic with him. hes actually a cool guy. asked him how it was to be who he was and he says, its tough... cuz of the girls. lol anyways, he leaves and thats that. so im leaving to my buddys car and this dude is leaving the party with some chicks and starts chirping my buddy. (dumb move) he goes up and knocks him out in front of all the girls who then start throwing their purses and stilletos. we decide to leave cuz it was just a stupid situation... and then i go home and here i am.
The End.
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