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2007 Australian Citizenship test


1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin
of, the term 'died in the arse'?
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2. What is a 'bloody little beauty'?
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3. Are these terms related: 'chuck a sickie'; 'chuck a spaz'; 'chuck a U-ey'?
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4. Explain the following passage: 'In the arvo last Chrissy, the relos
rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and
a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies
and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad
and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo.'
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5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If
they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca
Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between
flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
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6. Complete the following sentences:
a) If the van's rockin' don't bother ...?
b) You're going home in the back of a ...?
c) Fair crack of the ...?
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7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
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8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
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9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard
'up on blocks'? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
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10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat,
cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow
mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
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11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
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12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
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13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and
sounds like a bloke?
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14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop,
and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been
flogged from a bath full of ice?
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15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other
people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
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16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter 'b' is required
by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
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17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs,
an Esky or Ugg boots?
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18. Is it possible to 'prang a car' while doing 'circle work'?
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19. Who would you like to crack on to?
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20. Who is the most Australian?:
a) Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson
b) John 'True Blue' Williamson
c) Kylie Minogue
d) Warnie
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21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer
or have a pool?
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22. What does "sinkin p iss at a mate's joint and gettin para" mean?

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