So were at my house chillin out after the clubs and miss julia is here and GPC and sweetcandygirl and skizzel and gerard and bullz and well, i'm enjoying my birthday buzz.

so i wanna hear your most "i'm so wasted stories"!!!

i drank 2 bottles of wine and went to see Rank 1 at circus when spundae was still there and i was so "wasted" that i was in the dj booth giving piet shit and putting him in a head lock and just being ridiculously drunk and stupid and there's michelle taking pics and the next day i'm like WTF??? who let me get that drunk and who let me up in the dj booth?? lol, note to self, drinking that much wine= wasted sarah!!!

lol, anyways this seemed funnier in my head than now but i'm sure you guys have way funnier stories than mine so please post them for everyone's reading pleasure

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Lies! I am immune to getting fucked up. I'm at church.

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Originally posted by skizzell Lies! I am immune to getting fucked up. I'm at church.

um yeah on your knees praying to the party gods

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Originally posted by gypsygirl um yeah on your knees praying to the party gods

I thought being on the knees was your favorite position?

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel I thought being on the knees was your favorite position?

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luv u guys. muah!

I could sit here all day typing out the dumb shit I did before I stopped drinking, but I don't want to go first.

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Originally posted by Electrophile I could sit here all day typing out the dumb shit I did before I stopped drinking, but I don't want to go first.

bitch just do it!

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

The extra tequilla in that adios I had last night is kickin my ass today...

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

i thought this was a thread to post one WHILE you were drunk...

Those are good, too bad im sober right now

I've been fucked up in another country for the last 2 days so I win. (I don't know if it was a competition)

Canadien drinks SUCK though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love America!

Randomness FTW!

Ok, I don't have a funny story, but I have a fucked up story... lol (I guess it's funny now, thinking back)

I went to Nocturnal a couple years ago. I drove up there with my cousins (we took my car). Well, I lost my CAR KEYS early on in the night (keep in mind, we are like 2.5 hours away from home, and I drove)!!!! My friends kept telling me to not let it ruin my night, and that we'll figure things out, and someone will turn the keys in to lost & found. Well, after Nocturnal was over, we went to every security gaurd at the event, asked them if anyone turned in some car keys. They said no. We stayed an hour after Nocturnal was over, trying to look for my keys on the floor (in my fucked up state of mind), but no luck.

Of course there were no locksmiths opened at like 3am either (not that it would have helped anyway)... so I was pretty much fucked and felt stranded.

Luckily (thank God), Mike Lord lived a couple miles away from Nocturnal at the time, and let me & my cousins take his car to drive ALL they way back home to pick up my spare car keys from my mom, at 5am!!!

Once we picked up my spare keys, we drove ALL the way back to Nocturnal to get my car, then to Mike's house to drop off his car and chill for like 10 minutes, then drove ALL the way back home again.

Wow, what a twilight zone that night/morning was.





*edit* oh ya, and to make things worse, Mike Lord's car stereo was not working at the time, so we had NO music for like 4.5 hours of driving, lol.

Last edited by Miss Julia on Oct-07-2007 at 19:55