i look down at my neighbor when i'm pissing

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If I know I have to fart, I go to a stall. I think it's pretty uncouth to do it while someone is standing next to you.

Having said that, I had to pee really bad one day in college and ran into the dorm bathroom. I went to the urinal and there was a guy across the room at another urinal. I started peeing and ripped a giant fart. So loud that I just started laughing. I tried to apologize to the other guy but I couldn't because I was laughing so hard. So this poor guy just watched me run into the bathroom, start peeing, rip a giant fart, and start laughing uncontrollably, all without saying a word. Wherever he is today I'm sure he thinks I'm a retard. One of the most hilarious farts I've ever let.

If there is a heaven and I can go back and look at certain events in my life, I'd like to go back and view that fart again.

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I like to fart in my hand and smell it. Someday i will fart in a jar and try to sell it on ebay. stay tuned....

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Originally posted by Direct I like to fart in my hand and smell it. Someday i will fart in a jar and try to sell it on ebay. stay tuned....

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Originally posted by Ygrene If I know I have to fart, I go to a stall. I think it's pretty uncouth to do it while someone is standing next to you. Having said that, I had to pee really bad one day in college and ran into the dorm bathroom. I went to the urinal and there was a guy across the room at another urinal. I started peeing and ripped a giant fart. So loud that I just started laughing. I tried to apologize to the other guy but I couldn't because I was laughing so hard. So this poor guy just watched me run into the bathroom, start peeing, rip a giant fart, and start laughing uncontrollably, all without saying a word. Wherever he is today I'm sure he thinks I'm a retard. One of the most hilarious farts I've ever let. If there is a heaven and I can go back and look at certain events in my life, I'd like to go back and view that fart again.

Anyway, if I were him, I'd probably laugh along

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Originally posted by Ygrene If I know I have to fart, I go to a stall. I think it's pretty uncouth to do it while someone is standing next to you. Having said that, I had to pee really bad one day in college and ran into the dorm bathroom. I went to the urinal and there was a guy across the room at another urinal. I started peeing and ripped a giant fart. So loud that I just started laughing. I tried to apologize to the other guy but I couldn't because I was laughing so hard. So this poor guy just watched me run into the bathroom, start peeing, rip a giant fart, and start laughing uncontrollably, all without saying a word. Wherever he is today I'm sure he thinks I'm a retard. One of the most hilarious farts I've ever let. If there is a heaven and I can go back and look at certain events in my life, I'd like to go back and view that fart again.

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Originally posted by Ygrene If I know I have to fart, I go to a stall. I think it's pretty uncouth to do it while someone is standing next to you. Having said that, I had to pee really bad one day in college and ran into the dorm bathroom. I went to the urinal and there was a guy across the room at another urinal. I started peeing and ripped a giant fart. So loud that I just started laughing. I tried to apologize to the other guy but I couldn't because I was laughing so hard. So this poor guy just watched me run into the bathroom, start peeing, rip a giant fart, and start laughing uncontrollably, all without saying a word. Wherever he is today I'm sure he thinks I'm a retard. One of the most hilarious farts I've ever let. If there is a heaven and I can go back and look at certain events in my life, I'd like to go back and view that fart again.

Got a good chuckle out of the story, so Im sure in person it was even better.

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I go to the bathroom @ work just to fart. If no one is around I just rip it anywhere in there, but otherwise, into the toilet.

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Don't pee in the shower where you're in it together with your gf.

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