My wife and I went out to lunch with a friend of mine today. He brought his kid so that his wife, who has a cold, could get some sleep. The kid is just barely three years old. We decided that pizza would be a good choice so we headed out to the local parlor.

We ordered a 16" pizza with split toppings, a family size Caesar salad, three sodas, and juice for the kid. The waitress bought us our drinks a few minutes later and the kid looked at his dad and said, "Why didn't I get soda?" His dad responded, "Because."

The kid's retort?

"That's not a good answer."

I, thinking that I could help, told him, "The sugar in soda isn't good for you, little guy."

I don't think anyone in the immediate vicinity would have ever expected in a million years to hear what the little bastard said to me next.

"I'm not little. And I was talking to my dad, doo-doo head, not you. If I wanted you to talk, I would have talked to you."

I repeat - he is just barely three years old.

The man sitting with his wife at the booth across from ours sprayed the water he was drinking everywhere, his wife cried from laughing so hard, my wife damn near fell out of her seat, the kid's dad sat there staring with his mouth open in utter disbelief, and I turned five or six shades of red.

So, like I said: I got pwned by a three year old.

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How much did he tip?

What a little shit.

Kids like that deserve a sharp kick up the arse, that'll learn 'em some manners.

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You know what wouldn't surprise me at all? If you just made every detail of that entire story up.

That just seem to be what you do; make stories up and then come here and make threads about them.

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last minute disco dot net

That's classic!

That said, yes, what a little shit.

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lol. bwhaha

You shoulda told the little fuker "at least i get pussy and you dont bitch".


that always shuts them up.

You should have got that little fucking bratt and...

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Originally posted by RJT

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

Also, that story is complete bullshit and you are a pathetic lame.

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

wwu.punisher finally got his own big surprise.

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Download and review ! Omega_M - In the Mix (Beta Version)

Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

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Originally posted by Omega_M wwu.punisher finally got his own big surprise.

i giggled

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