The first one - how hard do you usually slam keys on the keyboard (like Esc, SPACE, NumPad Enter, Ctrl, NumPad "-")

The second one - how hard do you usually bang a girl??? (eeeeeek!)

Last edited by blacknoizybox on Oct-23-2007 at 14:09

I have similar attitudes to both. Firstly, I tap lightly and quickly with great accuracy. But as I make more mistakes I slowly get more angry and eventually I bang as hard as I can, itching to get it over with.

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Damn. At first I thought this would be a thread where I could share my expert advice on strength and conditioning again.

ive got this bitchy habit of not replying to my own questions, so

1. esc - moderate, the Enter key (the lower right of the numpad) - fucking hard!!! like WHAAAACK!!!! like a slot machine, and moderate-to-hard "-" key on the upper right of the numpad

2. pretty hard - cause otherwise she won't get no sa-tis-fac-tion!!!

sing with me *humming Rolling Stones - Satisfaction)

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Originally posted by blacknoizybox The first one - how hard do you usually slam keys on the keyboard (like Esc, SPACE, NumPad Enter, Ctrl, NumPad "-") The second one - how hard do you usually bang a girl??? (eeeeeek!)

Each stroke is about 5.34 MPH.

WTF? How can you describe "how hard" you bang keys/bitches? Do you actually measure this with a standard unit? Wait, don't answer that.

i use 14 newtons of force for each.

Let's just say i go through keyboards monthly.

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