I just saw another commercial where the husband is the dumb submissive dolt, while the women is the cunning genius of the fucking commercial. What the fuck, I want commercials where the male is dominating the woman. The dialog would go something like:

Narrator: Here at Lowe's we have all of the latest and greatest brands..

*Camera Zooms In*

Wife: This passion red color would look amazing for the living room.
Husband: No bitch! Let's go home so you can make me a steak. Then you'll give me a quick blow job while I'm playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
Wife: Yes dear.

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Originally posted by dj_alfi change your avatar for fucks sake.

inb4theresa

LoL, I like it.

commercials are what has raised our boys into such pussywhipped men.

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even with blowjob steak and smash bros, the room probably would still look good red

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Agreed we get it here. Silly man, clever women. Over and over. Fact is men don't really care do we? We know we are smarter so laugh, plus women get a heady rush from thinking they are equal IF NOT better than a man and then spend some of our hard earned cash on said product.

Behind every great advert is a strong woman.... making the coffee for the man making the advert.

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Originally posted by Dervish Agreed we get it here. Silly man, clever women. Over and over. Fact is men don't really care do we? We know we are smarter so laugh, plus women get a heady rush from thinking they are equal IF NOT better than a man and then spend some of our hard earned cash on said product. Behind every great advert is a strong woman.... making the coffee for the man making the advert.

Seriously?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Seriously?

Entirely.

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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.

Ahh.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On http://www.secretsituation.com/pornografux/model.htm

That was a good read. TY.

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Originally posted by dj_alfi change your avatar for fucks sake.