so I have this new coworker who is freaking Sally Sunshine. She's so damn happy and chipper it drives us all crazy. Any ideas on how to shut her up and/or make her just as jaded as the rest of us? Entertain me because today she's being especially chipper.
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Originally posted by Ygrene
I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut.
To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.
Dec-06-2007 18:24
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
It's always good to have one of those around. The moment she's gone, and you're all depressed...you'll be wanting her back.
Dec-06-2007 18:28
chimera66
PARTOUZE
Registered: Jun 2006
Location: Left Coast
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Originally posted by Frenchie
It's always good to have one of those around. The moment she's gone, and you're all depressed...you'll be wanting her back.
no not really, she's very nice but she hinders my productivity. i don't have time to talk about hanna montana when i could be working...drags out the time i'm here too which sucks
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Originally posted by Ygrene
I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut.
To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.
Dec-06-2007 18:30
Gen3r4l1ty
Supreme Fatty
Registered: Jun 2007
Location: So, CA
If she's new, she might still be enthusiastic about her new job. Just give it some time... and the weight of employment will eventually crush her chipper spirit.
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Dec-06-2007 18:31
jonSun
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Chicago CTA #77
kick her in the tuna
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Dec-06-2007 18:31
_Nut_
North x NorthWest
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: 61.105423,-149.723555
just be polite and tell her you dont have time to talk.
Dec-06-2007 18:35
chimera66
PARTOUZE
Registered: Jun 2006
Location: Left Coast
she's super excited about working her talks about it everyday...i work for a sports league so i guess that's exciting but i've never seen anyone so excited.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut.
To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.
Dec-06-2007 18:36
UWM
mandroid
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here
Make fun of her for being an adult and talking about Hanna Montana.
speaking of coworkers, the one to the left of me is clicking the down arrow in a longggggg excel spreadsheet rather than clicking and HOLDING the down arrow. wtf or at least use the scroll wheel, page up/page down, SO MANY POSSIBILITIES.
clickclickclickclickclick
ahhhh im going to throw my shoe at her
edit: note that she's been doing this for a good 5 minutes straight now CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK asjfjghlkjghak
^that would drive me insane...don't like the office mentality of keeping everyone so close
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quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut.
To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.
