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Lira
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
Why God Never Received Tenure at a University


  1. Because he had only one major publication.
  2. And it was in Hebrew.
  3. And it had no cited references.
  4. And it wasn't published in a refereed journal or even submitted for peer review.
  5. And some even doubt he wrote it himself.
  6. It may be true that he created the world but what has he done since?
  7. The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to replicate his results.
  8. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
  9. He expelled his first two students for learning.
  10. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
  11. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

Discuss


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nchs09
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Funny.... no need to discuss i think.

My favorite was #1


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Lol, nice


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montana
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brilliant


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AustralianGQ
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Re: Why God Never Received Tenure at a University

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Originally posted by Lira

  1. Because he had only one major publication.
  2. And it was in Hebrew.
  3. And it had no cited references.
  4. And it wasn't published in a refereed journal or even submitted for peer review.
  5. And some even doubt he wrote it himself.
  6. It may be true that he created the world but what has he done since?
  7. The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to replicate his results.
  8. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
  9. He expelled his first two students for learning.
  10. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
  11. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

Discuss


[*]god isnt real...just like the tooth fairy. u cant give something to someone/something that doesnt exist


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Frenchie
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[*] No

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Omega_M
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Re: Re: Why God Never Received Tenure at a University

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ
[*]god isnt real...just like the tooth fairy. u cant give something to someone/something that doesnt exist


Tooth fairies are real.


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eROs.au
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Re: Re: Re: Why God Never Received Tenure at a University

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
Tooth fairies are real.


I think he was being sarcastic


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Omega_M
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quote:
Originally posted by eROs.au
I think he was being sarcastic


Rrrrriight...and tooth fairies are real.


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Lira
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Re: Re: Why God Never Received Tenure at a University

quote:
Originally posted by AustralianGQ
[*]god isnt real

You can't be real either

Anyway, I'd love to hear you explain why God isn't real, rather than you just not believing his existence is possible and thus claiming that your belief is the actual truth. Ready? Set? Go!


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chach
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Blasphemy

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Lira
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Blasphemy

L > God! L would totally receive two tenures at any given university!


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