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That's gotta be fake.... I mean really...

Bruce Lee was one of the baddest muthafuckas to ever grace this earth, true. But to pull off that kinda crazy ass shit?!?!

Has to be doctored, matches couldn't even be thrown that distance with enough force to provide enough friction for the nunchuk to light it...

Impressive video tho...intresting (Still think it's fake)

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“Where’s your will to be weird?”

Awesome but I don't believe it's real, esp the lighting the cigarettes one.

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Und ich tanz einfach weiter...

It's not him but it's well done.

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"In a world of illusion you only see what you feel"

I was too tempted not to write a few norris quotes, so here they are...




"Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time"

"Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body."

"Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch."

"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."

"Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result."

"Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris"

"Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse."

"If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef."

"Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin."

...and my fave...

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."

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"You don't know if it's fear or desire, danger the drug that takes you higher..."

quote:

Originally posted by italarmo I was too tempted not to write a few norris quotes, so here they are... "Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time" "Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body." "Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch." "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird." "Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result." "Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris" "Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse." "If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef." "Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin." ...and my fave... "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."

YES

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it is definitely done nicely, but I'm sure smashing a little ping pong ball with a nun chuck would cause it to deform and or break

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Nice commercial, but as real as cellphone popcorn.

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