1: between the tits
3: self induced hand jobs or a jill off
4 $jack and jill....call me twisted, but most of the time that shit is better than effing. should be #1...but hetero's rule the planet..so between the tits is alwasy gonna be the #1 spot for the safest way to have sex.

(#2 is an Owen Thomas secret)

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Originally posted by Owen M 1.Virgins (without coldsores)

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Originally posted by me@t k@tie Make yourself one of these: http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1759465

HA!!! is that a home made condom?

I'd rather let you watch me jerk off.....
while I' selling a cell phone to Zantec.
kink factor...11/10

I hope you're a chicky... :-S

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Originally posted by Owen M HA!!! is that a home made condom? I'd rather let you watch me jerk off..... while I' selling a cell phone to Zantec. kink factor...11/10 I hope you're a chicky... :-S

Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass!

And FYI, it isn't a condom. Read the whole thing. It's for men who can't get any REAL pussy. I thought that you might find it useful.

On the bed. Although you can fall off i guess... Hmm good question. I'm tempted to say "floor", but it kinda hurts on the carpets, nevermind hardwood floors. So I still say bed, if it's large enough.

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Originally posted by me@t k@tie Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass! And FYI, it isn't a condom. Read the whole thing. It's for men who can't get any REAL pussy. I thought that you might find it useful.

my eyes are dizzy, so i cant be bothered to read it....just looking at the pretty pictures. Personal J-Off devices are pretty safe though.
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n the bed. Although you can fall off i guess... Hmm good question. I'm tempted to say "floor", but it kinda hurts on the carpets, nevermind hardwood floors. So I still say bed, if it's large enough.

I'm not asking about places, ass bag. I'm talking about the safest way to bust your nuts, but not catch "the clap" while her making your Oh face...

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In the bum no babies.

You won't make any kiddies, but the most S.D.D/S.T.I. prone way to knock boots....are you aware how easy it is to catch shit hitting the back door? and I ain't talking about catching doo doo butter.

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Originally posted by Cro_Addict

I don't get it...but it made me laugh. hahahah

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