Mailmans Last Day
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the
whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way
with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific
fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful
blonde in a revealing negligeé. She took him by the hand, gently
led
him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where
she blew his mind with the most passionate sex he had ever
experienced.
When he had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant
breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
freshly squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she
poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring , he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under
the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words",
he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well", she said, "last night , I told my husband that today would be
your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I
asked him what to give you, and he said 'Fuck him, give him a
dollar.'"
"The breakfast was my idea," she added proudly
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