Okay so last night I could not get to sleep. So I go eat some reeses easter eggs, drink a sprite , turn the TV off and get back in bed...finally going to sleep this time.

So first it starts out my little brother is playing COD4 on our 3 story house roof balancing on some boxes while video taping it (???) and then we get in the window to upstairs and he changes to somebody else (I don't know who) and there's all different kinds of lubes and like 8 (not exact number) girls lined up in a row ready to try out the lubes. None of that happened after.

This is where it really starts getting fucked up:

Okay so after that the other person turns into *John McCain* and we go on some fucking epic voyage to zimbabwe or somewhere in bumfuck like that and we climb some bridge thing and climb across while snipers from the secret service are shooting at *me*.

Then there's some costume thing with me and like 8 other of my friends and John McCain and we're going around what appeared to be a COD4 map (I don't play COD4 much) and acting weird as hell.

Then It jumps back home and there's a search warrant out for me or something and I'm in a store with my buddy buying sweedish fish (??) and a cop (a kid I used to know know from school) sees me. I ask him if I can finish my sweedish fish before he arrests me and he says sure. I finish my sweedish fish and the cop handcuffs only one of my wrists with the other handcuff dangling.

As I'm walking out of the store (the cop had already went to the car) there's a massive crash and two cars hit the front and the rear of the cop car and demolished the cops inside. I run home with my house being less than half a mile from the store. As I'm running I see all the cop lights and fire trucks rushing to the scene.



Then I woke up when my dog stepped on one of my nuts.