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donnybrasco
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Registered: Nov 2004
Location: L.A.

Nice Rack!!!!

The Wine Rack

"This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special hooter-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill up with wine or whatever and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the Wine Rack's adjustable drinking tube. With a rack like this, girls' nights out will never be the same again."

"Just think, secretly guzzling from your gazongas means no more waiting in line and paying for overpriced drinks at festivals, gigs and games. The savings from just one event will pay for your Wine Rack and still leave you with enough change to buy some pretzels - not that you'll be buying anything for yourself with a chest this impressive."

This is the best gift idea EVER invented, IMHO.

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Feb-07-2008 03:35 United States

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Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam

Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor

You must be shit at buying gifts then...

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_Nut_
North x NorthWest

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: 61.105423,-149.723555

MMmmmmmmm - luke warm wine is always delicious.

Feb-07-2008 03:38

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donnybrasco
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Nov 2004
Location: L.A.

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
You must be shit at buying gifts then...

lol...it's one of those gifts that's really for me.

No pat-down in the world can detect that shit!

quote:
Originally posted by _Nut_
MMmmmmmmm - luke warm wine is always delicious.

pfft...use some imagination! Cabernet would be fine...and so would certain alcohol-based coffee drinks!

You could also go with straight booze and buy mixers on ice (juice, soda, etc.)

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Feb-07-2008 03:44 United States

smokeape
Lowland Trance Addict

Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Heart of Dixie

Oh no... need to see a real rack since you sucked us into this worthless thread.

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Feb-07-2008 03:45

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PoisonJam19
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Jan 2006
Location: Chicago

All I need is teh milk from teh breastez.

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Lebezniatnikov
Stupidity Annoys Me

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: DC

quote:
Originally posted by smokeape
Oh no... need to see a real rack since you sucked us into this worthless thread.

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Fibonacci
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Registered: Aug 2007
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Feb-07-2008 03:48 United States

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smokeape
Lowland Trance Addict

Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Heart of Dixie

quote:
Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov

That kinda looks like Cheney loading up his gun going out to hunt his partners on a quail excursion.

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Feb-07-2008 03:52

Lebezniatnikov
Stupidity Annoys Me

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: DC

quote:
Originally posted by smokeape
That kinda looks like Cheney loading up his gun going out to hunt his partners on a quail excursion.

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