It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research we are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.........12 Calories
Without her consent.....187 Calories

REMOVING HER BRA:
With both hands..........8 Calories
With one hand...........12 Calories
With your teeth.........85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection........ 6 Calories
Without an erection....315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary..............12 Calories!
69 lying down...........78 Calories
69 standing up.........112 Calories
Wheelbarrow............216 Calories
Doggy Style............326 Calories
Italian chandelier.....912 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real...................112 Calories
False..................315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately..36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately............816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old.........36 Calories
30-39 years............ 80 Calories
40-49 years........... 124 Calories
50-59 years........... 972 Calories
60-69 years...........2916 Calories
70 and over.. Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.................32 Calories
In a hurry............ 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door ............1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door...............3521 Calories


hahha
what da hell is an Italian chandelier????

this was posted b4 but still good .......yeah got this on my hard drive but in a pic form.....love the dressing up afterwards

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Some funny stuff there, liked the one about dressing up afterwards and the getting a second erection when u are over 70! LOL

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someone posted this before! I know what an italian chandelier is cause I asked.. hmm I will get lovely in here, to expalin it

what da hell is an Italian chandelier?
what da hell is an Italian chandelier?
what da hell is an Italian chandelier?

I wanna know

Oh... and "Please post a pic if you can"

I actually don't know what a "Wheelbarrow" also is

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Orginally posed by inatrance someone posted this before! I know what an italian chandelier is cause I asked.. hmm I will get lovely in here, to expalin it

Yeah I remeber posting this in a picture format. I forgot though what was the italian chandelier was.

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Originally posted by Gucio Yeah I remeber posting this in a picture format. I forgot though what was the italian chandelier was.

Picture format???
We must find it

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