SNATCH EATING FROG
This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food.She puts
the bag of food up on the counter and notices a box full of frogs.
She reads the sign on the box, and it says... "Snatch Eating
Frogs.. $20 each (comes with instructions)"She looks around to see
if anybody is watching her and whispers to the man behind the
counter... "I'll take one."

He packages up a frog. The woman grabs her dog food and is on her
way home. She gets home, takes out the instructions and reads them
carefully, doing exactly what it says to do. 1. Take a shower. Put
on some nice smelling perfume. 2. Put on a very sexy teddy. 3.
Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog down"there".

To her surprise, nothing happens. So, she thought, perhaps the
scent she chose is not appealing to the frog. She showers again and
tries another perfume. She gets back into bed, puts the frog
between her legs and...nothing.

She's totally frustrated and pissed off at this point. She reads
the instructions again thinking that there might be something she
overlooked. At the bottom of the paper is says, "If you have any
problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, she does.

The man from behind the counter says, "I've had a few complaints
earlier today, I'll be right over."After the man got to her house
the woman says, "See, I've done everything according to the
instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, looks directly
into its eyes and says, "I'M ONLY GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS
ONE MORE TIME!"