omelette
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"I am going to let"

I should bust a cap in yo' ass, but omelette this one slide.

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1. tranceaddict

A 1337 person who 120X012Z J03 n00b.
Also, a person who is a member of www.tranceaddict.com - the website that invented the wtf symbol and other such 1337 things that are now commonplace in the intranet.

Example:
That tranceaddict sure set me straight... when i said dj. sammy roxord he said "wtf? you n00b..."
by will Mar 14, 2005

2. tranceaddict
It is refering to a trance community or a member in the community.
It can be found at www.tranceaddict.com.

Example:
1. "All tranceaddicts are noobs."
2. "The tranceaddict's forums are great."
3. "He's a tranceaddict."
by Omer Katz Apr 7, 2005

3. tranceaddict
omghi2u n00b! A |337 website where tiesto whores battle the pvd whores in a battle to see who has the biggest intarweb pen0r.

Example:
tranceaddicting is gay
by t3h nach0s Feb 24, 2005

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Originally posted by exstasie 1. tranceaddict

lol... nice!
This site is hilarious. One night we were on it at Chrodger's checking out the definitions of our names. It was quite entertaining while it lasted

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Originally posted by magikb lol... nice! This site is hilarious. One night we were on it at Chrodger's checking out the definitions of our names. It was quite entertaining while it lasted

lol, i just had to do the same... lame definition...

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mu'sic (m�'zik)
n.
sounds used to symbolically recreate human biological rhythm.

I realize that it's not a pop culture term but I had to look up 'clusterfuck' on UD the other night. It's one of my new favourite words

1. Queef
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an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.

Rumor has it that Thea can queef the alphabet.
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2. Queef
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queef (kweef) n.
the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of queefs as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef.

julia coughed loudly to drown out her queef as brian pulled out.
by !!! Jun 2, 2003 email it
3. Queef
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Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.

Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.
by Jeff Aug 24, 2004 email it

4. Queef
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Air expelled from the vagina, sometimes mistaken from a fart. Air is sucked into the vaginal opening when a foreign objectt is pushed in from a certain angle creating a vacumm. The release of air causes a farting noise. Queefs are common during sexual intercourse (especially the acrobatic kind) and even after if air is still trapped.

"You didn't push it in all the way so the sound you heard when you withdrew was a queef, not a fart"
by Anya Ali Jan 2, 2003 email it
5. Queef
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1: A "Vart" or vagina fart.

2: A new brand of snack cracker.

Hey, Bill!! I do believe that delicate flower of a wife ya got there expelled a gaseous queef o' airy goodness from her vulvic nether region! It may be a result of the continuous banging of my wanger-doodle in said wife's snapper hole.
Gosh, Don! All this scientific sex talk is making me hungry! Hand me that box of Nabisco Queefs or I will bludgen your head with this solid aluminum replica of a baby's arm holding an apple.
by Gagoosh Mar 1, 2005 email it
6. queef
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A flatulent-sounding explusion of air from the vagina, caused by the pumping of air into it with one's penis, or the spasming the vagina can go through during oral sex, "gulping" in and eventually expelling air.

When Stacey queefed while I was making love to her orally, it startled the hell out of me, we both laughed, and I dove right back in. I quickly learned that her queefs were her body's way of showing how much she loved what I was doing and I welcomed them.
by Bob Aug 27, 2003 email it
7. queef
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Air expelled from the vagina causing the labia minora to audibly vibrate creating a sound resembling a fart. A queef, however is not accompanied by a scent as with a fart .Queefs often occur during or after deep penile penetration and can add even more fun to sex.
by Fly Girl Jul 25, 2003 email it

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1. 905er 15 up, 14 down A person from the telephone area code 905, which comprises North America's third-largest suburban sprawl, and surrounds the area code 416, Toronto's dense, cosmopolitan downtown core. Used imply that someone is bland, boring, unsophisticated and/or ignorant. See antonym: 416er I can't stand this place; it's full of 905ers. Why do 905ers wear all that cheaply made, ill-fitting American shopping-mall clothing? 2. 416er 41 up, 5 down A person living usually in the area of the city of Toronto. Also seen as someone associated with wealth, nice clothing and big-city thoughts. Man, those preppy 416ers piss me off. Don't associate me with those poor-ass 905ers. I'm from the T.

wtf?

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Originally posted by capo tutti di 1. Queef 3545 up, 325 down an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart. Rumor has it that Thea can queef the alphabet. by randy dixon Feb 27, 2003 email it

hahahaha

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Originally posted by preppie chick lol, i just had to do the same... lame definition...

our first and last names got some dirty definitions...lol. I think that is why we found it so entertaining.

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the definitions for "SEEN" are hilarious

notice if u stretch it out, it has a different meaning, seeeen?

LOL

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