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-= The Official Comfort Zone Discussion Thread =-
Sketchbag came up with the idea and here it is.. a permanent home for CZ chatter. What dj's are coming up, who's attending mass this sunday, how amazing sunday morning was etc etc..
I'll also keep some of the more popular cz things in this post (cz map, cz humour)
CZ Set Times
Facebook Group
Picture Corner
Comfort Zone Sets
The Roaches - Live @ Comfort Zone (Sept 30/07)
6 hours, 4 decks, 2 mixers.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Sydney Blu - Live @ Comfort Zone (July 22/07)[/COLOR]
"The Blu Experience"
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Classic CZ Threads
Comfort Zone - I don't get it (Inspiration for this thread)
Review: NYD at the Zone
you've all been waiting for it so here it is.........the roaches @ comfort zone
Review: Comfort Zone Jan 21 2007
Comfort Zone Basics
1. Don't ask because you don't want to know.
2. Heaven's gate.
3. Hell's asshole.
4. Be careful what you say & who you say it to; the CIA (comfort zone Intelligence Agency) does exist.
5. 68% of the patrons are always more fucked up then you!
6. The CZ Virus is real, exists only in the Zone and is only curable by not going to the zone for 4 consecutive wks.
7. Half of Americas Most Wanted can be found at the comfort Zone.
8. If the Zone were to shut down the crime rate in the city would
increase by 32%.
9. If you decide to play the "do I stay or do I go" game you will lose!
10. Trust me you'll be back. Everyone comes back.
11. Many people will remember you but you will remember none. Fake it.
12. Yes she is 16, lol.
13. Bartering, negotiating and haggling are common practice.
14. If she looks like a stripper she is. If she's not a stripper she's
a man.
15. If she's a man warn friends.
16. If you're a guy over 150 lbs your shirt will eventually come off
for a pose down to show your muscles are bigger than some other juice pigs.
17. Do not try to distinguish between fear & pleasure at the zone.
There is no distinction.
18. No, I don't have any money you can borrow.
19. For every problem there is a chemical solution.
20. Enjoy your time here, you're famous... everyone is.
21. No really, I don't have any money you can borrow.
22. The 3 degrees of separation theory applies.
23. Everyone's not staring at you... unless you think they are.
24. You know its time to leave when:
a) You wake up in the Green Room in a puddle with your empty wallet on your chest.
b) You've already left you just didn't know it.
c) You finally hear the Bouncer yelling at your friend to get that asshole out of here & he's pointing at you.
d) When all your Comfort Zone associates say-DUDE, YOU LOOKED FUCKED!
e) You realize that the creepy guy you met earlier is giving you an
EXTRA friendly message. And you're enjoying it!
f) You've been partying for three days and think that one more
pill/bump/line/cap will miraculously give you energy.
g) The back hems of your designer jeans are tattered & black & your eyeballs are about to pop out of your skull.
h) No one has drugs.
i) Everyone looks familiar.
j) No one looks familiar.
k) When you look in the mirror and you mistake the white ring on the edge of your nostril for a powdered donut.
l) You hear voices talking to you in the bathroom stall only to find
out there is no one else there.
m) You start talking to your genitals to hurry up & pee already.
o) You stop breathing.
p) You wander around aimlessly, not knowing what to do w/
yourself
q) You consider checking in at the Waverly Hotel.
r) The music stops but you think it's still playing and continue
dancing around like a madman.
25. You know you've been going to comfort zone too long when:
a) All the friends you have now, you met at the Zone.
b) You miss a wk at the Zone & wonder if it's still there.
c) You stopped hiding the fact that you're a regular patron.
d) Your cool w/ the young baggy sweatsuit bandana wearing thugs
& they're cool w/ you.
e) You actually play a game of pool.
f) When your friend gets robbed & you console him.
g) The bouncer searches you.
h) You know the bouncers by name.
i) The sight of 3 uniformed police officers inside the zone is business as usual.
j) The fear of being punched, stabbed, shot, raped or kidnapped has subsided.
k) It's your only form of exercise and your sporting a 6 pack. And you attribute your fine figure to a healthy diet of Crystal Meth, Coke & G.
l) You have separate "Zone" clothes and shoes you bring out on Saturday night.
m) You stay in Saturday night so you can go out Sunday mornings.
n) The people at the mission know you.
26. You know you've left the comfort zone when:
a) it's time to go to work.
27. Top 10 reasons to stop going to the Zone:
a) Can't think of any right now, I'll get back to you on this.
Things to do before pulling an open to close @ CZ
1.call your mom. no doubt she will be worried that she didnt hear from you in the last 36 hours. (no doubt you went out the night before going to zone)
2. trim your nails. nothing worse than suffering a nail cut that injures others, or worse yet- hampers your ability to shuffle your feet.
3. shower...WELL. Yes friends, stinkin' up the basement for 22 hours isn't the best way to make friends.
3. keep your crew small. ensure the person(s) you go to the zone with are able to last the whole shift. there's nothing worse than being stuck babysitting the weak, overdosed or underwitted.
4. choose your shoes. even though those shoes look great, test them beforehand. they have to allow you to shake it, and not break it. be ready to deal with blisters.
5. bring sunglasses. the patio is the litmus test for "how bad do i look?"
sunglasses hide all and give you that "i just got here " look.
6. research the setlist. Make sure you enjoy the styles of the DJs you're going to see over the next day and night and morning.
7. pace yourself. you can fly to the moon for hours, or cruise the friendly skies for days. nuff said.
8. did you call your mom yet?
9. don't bring a cellphone or a watch. you'll only be tempted to sell or trade them for substances that prolong your stay at the zone. its time to leave when the music stops, and those scary house lights come on.
10. if you hear about any zone "afterparties" ...don't go. if you think the zone is sketchy...imagine what the 'afterparty' is like!
11. bring enough smokes. 'cause i don't share.
12. bring your bank card or a drug dealer friend
13. call in sick
14 pay 10 bucks for the enclosed parking area
15 stock up on gum and smokes
16. always always wear running shoes
17. make sure you have enough money for cab fare
12: Eat something. If you're going to starve yourself all day, you should at least eat something beforehand.
13: Make something to eat when you get home. Because when you get home you'll be too lazy and end up starving yourself another 8 hours.
14: Clear your schedule for Monday. Cause you ain't getting anything done.
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Last edited by kotsy on Feb-25-2008 at 21:58
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