It'd be fucking hilarious to see.. but I don't know how to ride a bike

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I thought this was gonna be about bikes sans saddles.

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Originally posted by jennypie I thought this was gonna be about bikes sans saddles.

zomg lol!

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UM


NAY!

LOL
WTF is wrong with the world today
That shit is f*cking scary to look at

Who comes up with these things honestly... I blame it on a lack of enforcing the joys of reading books at the junior/intermediate level

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Ania_xox NAY! Who comes up with these things honestly... I blame it on a lack of enforcing the joys of reading books at the junior/intermediate level

+1

ABSOLUTELY!

If only for the pure shock value!

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This would only be awesome if it had a real chick on the bike.

Otherwise, FAIL

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

I'll need one with pigtails for handlebars.

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"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

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At first glance, I thought you peddled to make the girl move back and forth.

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Man admits to sex with bike | October 27, 2007 | upi EDINBURGH, Scotland (UPI) — A man who admitted having sex with a bicycle in a Scottish hotel has been placed on the sex offenders' register for breach of the peace. Robert Stewart admitted to the crime Friday in Ayr Sheriff Court and is to be sentenced next month, Britain's Telegraph reported Saturday. Stewart was discovered last October by two maids who entered to clean his room during a stay at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, Scotland. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex, a sheriff's spokesman told the court. The shocked witnesses told the hotel manager who told the police. Stewart, according to the Telegraph, is not the first person convicted of sex with an inanimate object. In 1993, Kar Watkins, an electrician, was arrested for having sex with pavements in Redditch, England.

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its like that episode of south park.....

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