HAHAHAHAAHA...



I actually LoLed at that one!

I think I've heard about that one before on Headlines (Jay Leno's segment) lol

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HAHA WHAT!?!?!??

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Nice work!

I just got a proper "shut up" stare for laughing so loud & abruptly.

That has to be one of the strangest things I've ever read.

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Hmmmm I see you crime, and raise you this ....

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We shoulda merged threads. My naked guy belongs in here too.

http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/vide....man.store.whtm

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Originally posted by Dr Satan Hmmmm I see you crime, and raise you this ....

LOL! KFC bucket... and he's black too!! bwaaaaaaahahaha Blackness will be SO PROUD when he reads this!! LOL

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HAHHAHAHAAHAHAH THIS IS GOLD!

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House my date, Trance kidnapped me and raped me. I loved every minute of it.

March 14, 2008
Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept
A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated into her hair, according to a lawsuit she filed last week in Tarrant County.

The Harris County woman alleges employees knew of the risks associated with failing to “police the passengers to ensure that passengers do not hurt one another,” the suit states.
Airline officials did not return calls seeking comment. In a statement to a Houston television station last year, a spokesman said the company regretted the incident, but the flight crew took appropriate action.

The woman and her lawyer could not be reached for comment. The Star-Telegram does not identify victims of sexual crimes.

Destined for a Spring Break visit with family and friends March 19, the woman flew from Houston to DFW Airport and had settled into her seat for the last leg of flight 2074 to Los Angeles about 11 p.m., the suit states. The woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on descent into Los Angeles. When the woman opened her eyes, she saw that an unknown man had moved into the seat next to her and was staring at her as he masturbated, the suit states.

The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” the suit states.

The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.

When the plane landed, employee called airport police and the man was arrested.
The suit alleges that the during the investigation, American Airlines employees told police they witnessed the man move from his assigned seat into the row where the woman was sleeping.
The woman is seeking punitive damages and a jury trial.

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Originally posted by teufel-man March 14, 2008 Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated into her hair, according to a lawsuit she filed last week in Tarrant County. The Harris County woman alleges employees knew of the risks associated with failing to “police the passengers to ensure that passengers do not hurt one another,” the suit states. Airline officials did not return calls seeking comment. In a statement to a Houston television station last year, a spokesman said the company regretted the incident, but the flight crew took appropriate action. The woman and her lawyer could not be reached for comment. The Star-Telegram does not identify victims of sexual crimes. Destined for a Spring Break visit with family and friends March 19, the woman flew from Houston to DFW Airport and had settled into her seat for the last leg of flight 2074 to Los Angeles about 11 p.m., the suit states. The woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on descent into Los Angeles. When the woman opened her eyes, she saw that an unknown man had moved into the seat next to her and was staring at her as he masturbated, the suit states. The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” the suit states. The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states. When the plane landed, employee called airport police and the man was arrested. The suit alleges that the during the investigation, American Airlines employees told police they witnessed the man move from his assigned seat into the row where the woman was sleeping. The woman is seeking punitive damages and a jury trial.

$200,000!!!

FUCK OFF. GET OUT OF HERE HONEY.


As IF you think this is worth 200,000 in punative damages MY ASS!

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Last edited by Jem_hadar on Mar-19-2008 at 02:07

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Originally posted by Jem_hadar $200,000!!! FUCK OFF. GET OUT OF HERE HONEY. As you think this is worth 200,000 in punative damages MY ASS!

Thats just how shit works, especially in the states...

Someone will trip on your front step and then sue for like $100K. The thing is these things usually just end up getting settled for about 10% of the 'asking price'.

Prime example: drycleaner loses guys pants, he sues for $67M

Source: http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/Story?id=3119381&page=1

EDIT: actually this was th story I was thinking of:

http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=3303910&page=1

Very similar case, $54M for pants at drycleaner, but the guy who sued got stuck with paying the $1000 for the drycleaners court costs.

I think they ended up charging him like a small amount of money for wasting the courts time or something like that

Last edited by teufel-man on Mar-19-2008 at 01:31