So just for some Friday fun, let's all hear your favourite pick up lines, stories on pick up attempts, or ladies some best/worst pick up lines you've ever heard.


Here's a playful one I've read somewhere:

Approach the girl: "Hey my friend over there wants to know if you think I'm cute"


Here's a couple that would get you slapped:

You're ugly... but you intrigue me
Wow you're gorgeous, who's your plastic surgeon?

i tried "nice shoes. lets fuck!" with jennypie and it worked!

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Originally posted by chinamon i tried "nice shoes. lets fuck!" with jennypie and it worked!

And that's why you should never drink, kids.

"hey!?! do you have a little Italian in you????

she says no

"do you want one?"

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Originally posted by capo tutti di "hey!?! do you have a little Italian in you???? she says no "do you want one?"

oh yeah...i recall someone's ALT on here trying that one on me...but they failed..big time!!loool you know who you are!!!!

I bet you 20 bucks you're gonna turn me down

My buddy Luc just would turn to everygirl in the bar after dancing 30 secs or more and say "where is this going? are going to fuck tonite"...and without one word of a lie he'd get laid everynite...i think he slept with about 75+ girls in 4 years of university at waterloo..we either got to watch, seen video, pics or just knew flat out....you miss 100 percent of the shots you dont take..i guess lol

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Originally posted by capo tutti di My buddy Luc just would turn to everygirl in the bar after dancing 30 secs or more and say "where is this going? are going to fuck tonite"...and without one word of a lie he'd get laid everynite...i think he slept with about 75+ girls in 4 years of university at waterloo..we either got to watch, seen video, pics or just knew flat out....you miss 100 percent of the shots you dont take..i guess lol

the poor guy banged 75+ ugly fatties.

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Originally posted by jennypie And that's why you should never drink, kids.

i didnt like how you giggled when you dropped my pants.

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"Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?"

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If you can't be good, be careful.

"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies.

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Originally posted by afterhrsgurl oh yeah...i recall someone's ALT on here trying that one on me...but they failed..big time!!loool you know who you are!!!!

Do you want to have sex or should I apologize?

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS "Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?"

omg I actually lol'd