i dont know if they're pigeons, hummingbirds or blue jays...frankly i dont care.
THEY KEEP SHITTING ON MY CAR
in the past week, there have been around 10 bird droppings on TOP or SIDE of my beautiful VW Jetta. This is ridiculous. i would understand if the car is parked under a street-lamp or some overhead wires, but it is not...it's in the driveway. So there's no reason for the birds to shit on my car, unless the damm birds are, on purpose specifically TARGETING my car (which is my belief). They even shitted 2x on my car today, while I was in my classes, and my car was parked in the clear by my friend's house..
These birds are pissing me off.
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May-08-2002 22:57
Martin McG
Old School TA
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Glasgow
well get out your good ole trusty shotty and blast them and i garauntee they wont target your car anymore! i also have a belief that birds target certain cars just to piss of the owner!
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May-08-2002 23:02
lMIlk
Moderat0r
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: super size fries
ah man i see this title i was gonna ask you if you needed pro bird killers to come up and watch out for your car
oh and when i get my new rifle i'll kille 5 birds in your name
May-08-2002 23:04
Dude
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: ....
well it is winter juricimo, you got to give them credit for that.
don;t worry it happens to mine to, but it is always around may and june hehehehe
May-08-2002 23:22
TeKnoHe@d2025
Derek Howell Addict
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
quote:
Originally posted by lMIlk
ah man i see this title i was gonna ask you if you needed pro bird killers to come up and watch out for your car
oh and when i get my new rifle i'll kille 5 birds in your name
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May-08-2002 23:31
inatrance
Arcteryx ClimbAddict
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Seattle, WA
When I was in 5th grade, my best buddy and I had bb guns, and I was spending the night at his house. In the morning there was a crow and it was really loud and it woke us up, so we went outside and shot it, and it died and tolled into the gutter bleeding, lol, its illegal to kill crows here too: funniest thing ever
-inatrance
May-09-2002 00:01
trance_freak
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: San Jose, CA
LOL! shit happens! you got that right
since were on the topic of birds.... i saw a vulture the other day at my friends house eating a dead squirrel. i dont know what the heck it was doing around here, dont they usually live in the desert or something?
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May-09-2002 00:05
brunette
viaggiatore
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Europe
oh, you with your VW Jetta
you mention it in every thread!
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May-09-2002 00:55
gOuRYeLLa~!
trancEaddict in JAIL
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Yorba Linda, California
quote:
Originally posted by lMIlk
ah man i see this title i was gonna ask you if you needed pro bird killers to come up and watch out for your car
oh and when i get my new rifle i'll kille 5 birds in your name
we will do justice to those pesky birds, although people are a more fun target these days
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May-09-2002 03:16
Dude
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: ....
quote:
Originally posted by brunette
oh, you with your VW Jetta
you mention it in every thread!
hey dont mess with the jettas
j/k
they are great cars though
May-09-2002 03:34
tranceDJ
The Music Tickles My Ears
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: USA
quote:
Originally posted by inatrance
When I was in 5th grade, my best buddy and I had bb guns, and I was spending the night at his house. In the morning there was a crow and it was really loud and it woke us up, so we went outside and shot it, and it died and tolled into the gutter bleeding, lol, its illegal to kill crows here too: funniest thing ever
-inatrance
I was about to say that you are cruel but then I remember how much I hate crows...they always wake me up and pick through the garbage.