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over the past month, I have become reacquainted with one of my childhood friends through facebook. I'd known her since kindergarten and into high school, where we had a falling out due to a number of disagreements I had with her boyfriend at the time.

We've only talked through Instant Message and phone up to now, and last week she told me she was a stripper. Tomorrow she's asked me to come pick her up and have ourselves lunch, to which I've obliged.

Now, thinking through, I normally wouldn't want to associate myself with a stripper as a friend or personal savior, but she sounds fairly depressed and she was someone I grew up with.

Now the question is: Do friends of strippers get discounts for lapdances?

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you would get some discount if you were friend of the pimp, instead, you are friend of the bitch.

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit Now the question is: Do friends of strippers get discounts for lapdances?

I would guess so.

I dunno. I've known strippers, but I've never requested lapdances from them...

And why would you care about associating with a stripper simply as a friend?

strippers are people too

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit Now the question is: Do friends of strippers get discounts for lapdances?

I'd think she would expect you to tip more if she gives you a discount.

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[11:58] Bas //: fuck he's hot

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles I would guess so. I dunno. I've known strippers, but I've never requested lapdances from them... And why would you care about associating with a stripper simply as a friend?

Yeah I'm not understanding this either. . . why wouldn't you be friends with this girl? Your shit doesn't stink? Are you that much better?

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Originally posted by jdat strippers are people too

Naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate behind closed doors.

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dude, you're thinking of the tiny picture here...What kind of friends do strippers have?????///



Now you buy her lunch and cheer her up as an investment, an investment into her skanky stripper friends!

post pictures of said stripper

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You know what I always find hilarious... Every time I have heard a guy bragging about dating a stripper, she has been an absolute mole.

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