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Originally squeal by Seal You know you want it BITCH!"

Not



But

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The 100kg seal first subdued the 15kg penguin by lying on it. The penguin flapped its flippers and attempted to stand and escape - but to no avail. The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully. After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted

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I dunno about you but I'd kill myself laughing at that!!!

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Last edited by Dervish on May-02-2008 at 18:41

...couldn't seal the deal, apparently.















Sorry.

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"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

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After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted


It seems all men are the same, even across species.

Awesome.

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS ...couldn't seal the deal, apparently. Sorry.

haha

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Originally posted by UWM After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted It seems all men are the same, even across species. Awesome.

lol yup. Its in all male animals' genetics...period.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?

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Originally posted by Abercrombie Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?

Because he was looking...


I'll wait.

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"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS Because he was looking... I'll wait.

He was looking for a tight seal.

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