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A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. Shit got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores asshole, so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with shit. When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was fucking livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the shit covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were fucking 300 thread count sheets that whore.
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